We have a Code Rouge situation at Le Château: a mosquito in the room. It has dive-bombed and bitten me about 5,872 times in the last half hour but Louis Catorze, who is on my lap, is doing absolutely nothing about it. 

The little sod has been known to jump off my lap and run across the room, IN THE DARK, to eat poor, hapless bugs who are just silently minding their own business on the opposite wall and whom I didn’t even know were there. Yet he is sleeping through repeated attacks by an annoying, metallic-humming little shit of a beast, stirring only to meow disdainfully at my failed attempts to slap this creature dead. 

Most irritatingly of all, the mosquito is making no attempt to bite Catorze. Perhaps having to penetrate a layer of manky fur to reach his drug-addled blood isn’t too appealing. Or – and this is far more likely – perhaps he commands the creatures of the night, and he’s already told this mosquito that he doesn’t want to be bitten, merci s’il vous plaît? 

Does this face look as if he may be the master of all bloodsucking beasts? Erm …

Le sang est la vie.

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23 responses to “Une épée pour tuer un moustique”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Why would he bite Louis when you are so much more tasty! And no fur!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      That still doesn’t excuse Louis for doing absolutely nothing about it!

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        Maybe he thought you were enjoying it? He is a weird cat.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          He is TOTALLY weird. Even friends who have met loads of cats and are far more knowledgeable than me, say he’s weird.

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          1. Kate Crimmins avatar

            How about eccentric? Sounds so much nicer than weird.

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            1. iamthesunking avatar

              No, I think weird is correct.

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  2. M - avatar

    I am a mosquito magnet, as well.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Ugh. And do your gang try to catch them?

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Poor you. Are you forgetting Louis is the king. You have to take care of him, but he isn’t meant to help you an iota.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      But … but … he eats bugs! Why not this bug?

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    2. mmechapeau avatar
      mmechapeau

      Weren’t we told Louis was a bit picky? As he prefers smoked salmon to any other kind of human food, he could hate consuming mosquitoes. Do you have already tasted one of them?

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      1. iamthesunking avatar

        If he eats flies and spiders, he should eat mosquitoes, non?

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      2. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        I’m afraid, bu I’m not sure a fly and a mosquito taste the same.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          They probably don’t, but still! To just let me suffer and do nothing!

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  4. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Merlot and I, mainly me thank heavens (! Vet bills 👀!), are both targets of these bitey bugs which out here in the countryside even includes a somewhat bigger version of the house fly. Now should Merlot happen to be eating then all flies are likely to be in danger from Merlot although I enjoy the competition because it. Makes him eat his dinnermuch faster in case they steal some! Otherwise Merlot pays no attention until something takes a bite out if him in which case he appears by my side trembling in pain bless him. My latest choice of soother worked a treat, a thick lathering of Dr Pawpaw brought the cruel graze looking inflammation right down within an hour! So magic stuff, stopped him scratching straightaway, why haven’t I thought of this magic weird smelling gooey stuff in my millions of massive bites and stings? Just shows how much more care we take of our furry insolent overlords than we have time to think to give ourselves!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      He trembles in pain! That’s heartbreaking!

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        He truly does and a month ago he badly twisted his back leg and screamed to tell me, holding his leg right up and yelping with every movement and big tears rolling down his face… It hurts me so much and it’s awful if I can’t help him because he looks at me in full belief that I can help him 😭😭😭

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          He had TEARS! That’s so awful! I didn’t know animals could cry!

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          1. Penny Cooper avatar
            Penny Cooper

            chihuahuas do, and some other dogs and elephants cry tears of sadness and of joy!

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            1. iamthesunking avatar

              That’s blown my mind!

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  5. Nan avatar
    Nan

    Such a cutie 💕

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Don’t be fooled: he is the devil! You’re very kind, though.

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