If you could host a dinner and anyone you invited were sure to come, who would you invite?
Louis Catorze doesn’t really have any friends, so his dinner party would be a quiet affair consisting of just him and Cat Daddy. I don’t suppose even I would be invited, although I would probably be expected to do the catering.
Catorze’s cat-cousin Otis, however, would invite next door’s chickens. After all, they were kind enough to host him the other night, not just for dinner but for an overnight stay, so the correct protocol would be to return the gesture, non?
Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: Otis has just returned home from an impromptu mini-break in next door’s chicken coop. Astonishingly, the chickens were unharmed; the neighbours have done a head-count and confirmed that they are all present and correct.
Otis was also fine, although unusually tired. We don’t know what went on during those eighteen (!) lost hours, nor will we ever find out – after all, what happens in the coop stays in the coop. But the AI Bot has a few ideas.
We would bet Le Château on number three:
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