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La nourriture du diable

Describe your dream chocolate bar

Cats and chocolate don’t really go together, so Louis Catorze doesn’t have a dream one.

However, if he WERE a chocolate bar, he would be one of those 99% ones: dark, bitter and only manageable in very small doses.

I prefer something sweeter.

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  1. Angela Afterlife avatar
    Angela Afterlife

    But he’s gorgeous so he can be bitter sweet.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Trust me, he’s just bitter! 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Angela Afterlife avatar
        Angela Afterlife

        Still gorgeous 😍

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Erm … if you knew him, you wouldn’t say that! 😈

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          1. Angela Afterlife avatar
            Angela Afterlife

            Maybe not lol but I don’t know him

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  2. Mrs. Claire Gutknecht avatar
    Mrs. Claire Gutknecht

    Haha, Louis Catorze sounds like quite the character! Maybe he’s just saving his sweetness for special occasions.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He’s been living with us for 10 years. We are still waiting for the sweetness. 😳

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  3. Bismarck avatar
    Bismarck

    I like dark chocolate. And black cats.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yeah, but there’s dark and there’s Catorze. 😬

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Dark and bitter chocolate…?? Now we’re talking! 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      THIS dark and bitter though?

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      1. Herman avatar
        Herman

        Only when I’m having a bad day… 😉

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          If you’re having a bad day, I would not recommend Catorze.

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          1. Herman avatar
            Herman

            Hahaha… well, this time I think you’re probably right…

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  5. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    If Louis were a chocolate bar, I would never eat it, because I prefer carrying on reading the compelling stories we are offered here thanks to him. 😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      EAT HIM.

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