It’s Beltane Eve in a few days’ time, and this day is known in Celtic folklore for the activity of otherworldly beings. Louis Catorze’s fourteenth birthday is on the same day, and this year he will be turning fourteen.
I have always known that Catorze is not of this world. Last month I posted a photo of him showing the most bizarre alien eyes, with pupils appearing to be horizontal rather than vertical. However, I have since taken a couple more pictures, close-up this time, and the weirdness goes on.
This one, with boss-eyed pupils, although very strange-looking, is actually perfectly debunkable. What appears to be the pupil is actually the reflection of my head and, if you zoom in, you can see that the real pupil is actually in the correct place:
However, what in the name of Men in Black is going on here?
Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: the pupil and the surrounding area of his right eye (our left) seem to have swapped colours, giving him a green pupil and a black outer area.
What is happening? What is he?
And, now that he’s in our house, how on earth do we get him out?
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