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On vit en secret, on existe dans l’ombre

05/02/2023

*WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FILM MEN IN BLACK BUT INTEND TO IN THE FUTURE, DO NOT READ ON.*

Louis Catorze’s mysterious bald spot has started to reappear. It no longer looks like an eye, which is good news. However, it now looks like a solar eclipse, which isn’t creepy but it’s still weird.

Or … is it?

*Catorze’s bald spot is the one on the left.*

If you have ever watched the film Men in Black, you will know that the cat, Orion, carries the universe as an adornment on his collar:

Now, obviously it would be foolish to trust Catorze with the entire universe; we give him free rein of just one small Château in TW8, and look what’s happened there. But perhaps, since he is the Sun King, he should be given responsibility for the sun? Even if he would just eclipse the hell out of it?

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23 responses to “On vit en secret, on existe dans l’ombre”

catladymac

05/02/2023

Well, the ancient Egyptians believed the sun moved across the sky pushed by a giant dung beetle, rolling it as if it were a ball of dung, so maybe Catorze as the literal Sun King isn’t that far amiss….

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1. iamthesunking
  
  05/02/2023
  
  That’s hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
  
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Charles Huss

05/02/2023

I think I like the sun the way it is. 😀

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1. iamthesunking
  
  05/02/2023
  
  Yeah, best not to mess with our giver of life and warmth!
  
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  1. Charles Huss
    
    05/02/2023
    
    🙂
    
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mmechapeau

05/02/2023

Rather than shady, I would say Louis looks a bit frightening as usual.
And as usual too, I love this last picture.
😺

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1. iamthesunking
  
  05/02/2023
  
  He is TERRIFYING.
  
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  1. alicephilippa
    
    05/02/2023
    
    He’s not terrifying, he’s just misunderstood.
    
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    1. iamthesunking
      
      05/02/2023
      
      Can he not be both?
      
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      1. alicephilippa
        
        05/02/2023
        
        It’s Catorze, he can be anything he chooses to be, I guess
        
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        iamthesunking
        
        05/02/2023
        
        He can and he does.
        
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Herman

05/02/2023

As you probably know, I was always very skeptical concerning your disconcerting scary stories about Louis. But honestly, lately I’m a little bit concerned and worried about the future of mankind because it seems Louis is working on some dark mysterious plans… 😉

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1. iamthesunking
  
  05/02/2023
  
  He is indeed! And, just to be extra scary, he turns thirteen in a couple of months … 😱
  
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  1. Herman
    
    05/02/2023
    
    Oh no… this is going to keep me awake tonight… 🙂
    
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    1. iamthesunking
      
      05/02/2023
      
      How do you think I feel, living with him?
      
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  2. sevencatsandcounting
    
    08/02/2023
    
    He turns 13?! How did I miss this?? It feels like he just turned 10.
    
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    1. iamthesunking
      
      08/02/2023
      
      He’s an old boy!
      
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alicephilippa

05/02/2023

There’s one way of hiding the bald spot. It would make him look odder than normal. But we’ll not go there…

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1. iamthesunking
  
  05/02/2023
  
  I know what you’re thinking. Would YOU be willing to pin him down and do it? 🤣🤣🤣
  
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  1. alicephilippa
    
    05/02/2023
    
    I’m not sure who’d need the most drugs first.
    
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    1. iamthesunking
      
      05/02/2023
      
      ME.
      
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cat9984

07/02/2023

He is definitely lord of all he sees, so why not the sun?

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1. iamthesunking
  
  07/02/2023
  
  Why not indeed? What’s the worst that could happen? 😬
  
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