Diwali and Bonfire Night have, once again, been and gone without incident. Louis Catorze was startled by one bang for about 0.6 seconds and then forgot about it, appearing not to even notice that there was any further noise. This is very good news indeed and we are fully aware of how lucky we are.
Meanwhile, Cat Daddy is trying to get to grips with the labyrinthine twists and turns of, erm, Instagram. Not long ago he received a notification that I had posted a photo of Catorze.
Cat Daddy: “How do I Like this picture?”
Me: “You click on the heart.”
Him: “But it’s a bit obvious if I Like it, isn’t it? It’s like cronyism.”
[Silence, tumbleweed, crickets.]
Me: “You might be overthinking this a little.”
Him: “What if I dislike the picture?”
Me: “It’s Louis! You can’t dislike your boy.”
Him: “What if I want to give him a thumbs down?”
Me: “You can’t. There isn’t a thumbs down on Instagram. I guess you’d just have to scroll past.”
Him: “Anyway, look at the state of his whiskers. It’s an absolutely awful picture.”
Me: “You took it.”
[Stonier silence, more tumbleweed, noisier crickets.]
Luckily Catorze couldn’t give a merde about who likes him and who doesn’t. Sometimes – admittedly not very often, but sometimes – I think we should all try to be a bit more like Catorze.
jesuisleroisoleil 
I never visit Instagram but I like the pictures starring Louis.
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Thank you! I hardly ever post on Instagram because he’s so unphotogenic. However, Le Blog relies on stories of his silly behaviour and there is PLENTY of that.
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His fangs are sparkly!
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Mais oui. Haven’t you seen Twilight? 🤣🤣🤣
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No I haven’t.
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Ahh, so you won’t know that vampires sparkle!
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I think we should all be more like cats in general 😀 Especially black cats with an attitude!
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Black cats: OUI. Catorze: not so sure. 🤣🤣🤣
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Doesn’t Louis spend an enviable life thanks to two remarkably devoted human beings?
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Aww, that’s very nice of you to say! 🖤🖤🖤
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Well, he is certainly a handsome boy in his own unique way !
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Thank you! We think he has a certain Halloweeny charm!
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Who wouldn’t want to be like Catorze? He does what he wants, when he wants and people wait on him. Sign me up.
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Ha! But then aren’t they all this way?
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I guess that is true.
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Oh, he is just lovely! Carefully disheveled whiskers, sparkling teeth, an admirably slender frame… He’s a true hipster vampire if there ever was one.
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I know! He could be Edward Cullen’s cat, non?
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Indeed! And I do believe he would prevent that whole messy relationship with Bella, since Catorze appears to be a bit possessive of his men.
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He would have been quite cordial towards Bella but he loves the boys.
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Well, given how many times le Roi has tried to off you, would it be surprising if he did in Bella to have Edward all to himself forever and ever and ever?
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It would be of no surprise whatsoever. I would end Le Blog with “And, dear reader, nobody was surprised.”
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He’s actually a little scary looking in black and white. It’s rather odd
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Have you only just realised this? 🤣🤣🤣
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