Louis Catorze went AWOL the other day and, after a thorough search of Le Château, he was eventually found in a box of toilet rolls in the attic.

Cat Daddy: “Was it the box with just a couple of rolls left? Or the one with loads of rolls?” YES, THE NUMBER OF ROLLS IS THE ISSUE HERE.

(Incidentally, we haven’t been hoarding toilet rolls. We are not THOSE people. The huge boxes are what we received anyway in our standard online orders placed long before lockdown, as you will see from the photos of Catorze in this post: https://louiscatorze.com/2020/01/29/les-chiens-ont-des-maitres-les-chats-ont-des-serviteurs/)

Anyway, here is Catorze, choosing to spend a glorious summer’s day holed up in a dark and distinctly unclassy place. And, yes, the wording on the box is somewhat ironic given that cats’ arses are not nice things at all.

Apparently three beds with anti-allergy bedding, a winter igloo and a summer chaise longue are not sufficient.
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16 responses to “J’adore le papier toilette”

  1. Lou Carreras avatar

    “yes, the wording on the box is somewhat ironic given that cats’ arses are not nice things at all” Too true, but cats are very susceptible to flattery.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Haha, we could – and do – say anything to Catorze and he would assume it were flattery!

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  2. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Well where else would he be?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      On a bed? Enjoying the sun? Mais non. 🤣

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  3. hencorner avatar

    Talk to me about hoarding empty boxes!!! 📦📦📦

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      If your cats go missing, you know where to look! 🧻

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Cats always keep surprising us. And Louis is a very special cat, no doubt about that…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      There is no other cat in the world quite like him. And, for that, we should all be grateful!

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  5. Sally Goodman avatar
    Sally Goodman

    He is hilarious. What is it with cats and boxes. I currently have two slightly chewed ones in the lounge (o that’s me not going to make it into Home & Garden) and a hoard in the garage just waiting…..

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      And FORBIDDEN boxes have an extra special appeal!

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  6. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Mancat cave. A king needs privacy 😸 Also, since his slaves are home all day he’s insuring they get exercise. Searching the chateau is good for elevating the heart rate, amoung other things 🙄

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      But … a box of toilet paper! It’s just so undignified!

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  7. catladymac avatar
    catladymac

    The box is better able to contain all aspects of his grandeur. Or something.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Or all aspects of his crap!

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  8. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Undignified or…covert? 😂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Who knows? 🤣

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