We appear to be living in not one but TWO horror movie sub-genres at the moment:
1. Post-apocalyptic dystopia.
2. Erm, those films in which the protagonist offends the wrong people and receives a warning message daubed on their house.
Not content with annoying the magpies, the parakeets, the foxes and the dogs, and despite being Côned, Louis Catorze has now pissed off the squirrels. And this was their grim reminder that they are not to be messed with:


We have seen news stories about nature reclaiming the planet now that we humans have retreated into our homes (for example, those goats in that town in Wales: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-52109712/coronavirus-goats-take-over-deserted-llandudno) and it seems that our answer to that is the squirrels. They are the new gangland bosses who rule the lawless streets of TW8, and they appear to have teamed up with the magpies and the parakeets to form a united force against their common foe: cats.
(It also doesn’t help that relations between Cocoa the babysit cat and the squirrels are acrimonious, to say the least. He can name murder, actual bodily harm, kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment among his crimes against squirrels, so you can’t really blame them for not liking cats.)
Not only do the squirrels seem bigger, cheekier and more prolific than ever before, but they are also noisier. Yes, squirrels have a NOISE, which is a new, and not especially pleasant, discovery to us. We have heard the abrasive part-chatter, part-rattle during Catorze’s supervised exercise yard sessions – with the little sod occasionally meowing back – and now we realise that it wasn’t just an incidental squirrely sound but a battle cry. And I dread to think what Catorze said in return. I had hoped it might have been a friendly “Bonjour” but, under the circumstances, this seems unlikely.
These are dangerous times indeed, Mesdames et Messieurs. We have been told that we must stay at home to remain safe, but I feel anything but safe knowing that the squirrels KNOW WHERE WE LIVE.
*EDIT: 48 hours after Cat Daddy cleared up the above mess, the squirrels returned and did the same again, presumably because we talked. Shit just got serious.
Never pi$$ off the squirrels!
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Oops. Too late!
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In the first photo, I thought that was the remains of a squirrel…
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Hahahaha! No, that’s the absorbent base layer of the planter that keeps the roots from drying out. Or rather, it did …
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Me too!
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I think Cat Daddy wishes it were! 😱🐿🥜
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Be afraid, be very afraid…
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Cocoa started it! 🤣
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As someone whose garage was once claimed by squirrels, I always knew those little rodents weren’t to be trifled with. I also once accidentally cornered one, who then used my shoulder as a launching pad for his escape. And now they’re only getting bolder…
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😱😱😱
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I think the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock is setting the scene.
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We are genuinely terrified. Catorze, however, doesn’t give a hoot.
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Maybe you can pay for some kind of protection from racketeer squirrels
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Pay them in nuts, you mean? Nuts are actually quite hard to get hold of at the moment. 😱😱😱
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