What do you complain about the most?
Louis Catorze is always complaining about something. Sadly, nobody knows what.
His screaming is getting worse. Worse in volume, worse in frequency and worse in tone. The one thing that seems to shut him up is me picking up my phone to record it, which he’s absolutely doing on purpose to make you think I’m lying.
Cat Daddy: “Could you get his voice made into a ringtone? Maybe you could sell it on your blog with the other Louis Catorze merchandise.” (The way he says “the other Louis Catorze merchandise” makes it sound as if this is something I’ve planned to do. Believe me, it’s not.)
Me: “Who the hell would want that on their phone, never mind pay money for it?”
Cat Daddy: “Someone somewhere might.”
No, they wouldn’t. I’d make far more money getting one of my Year 11 Computer Science students to send out Catorze’s voice as a virus. Then I’d charge people a flat fee to have it removed, and a monthly subscription to keep it away.
What do you think, Mesdames et Messieurs? Would you go for a Catorzian scream as your ringtone?
Perhaps it would make you super-efficient at work, as you’d be answering your phone very quickly every time? Or are you of the view that you like having functioning eardrums?
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