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Think back on your most memorable road trip.

This road trip didn’t actually happen because the surplus cat was busted beforehand. But, had the little sod got away with it, it would have been a hell of an adventure. Can you picture this scenario: travelling to the vet in the car, opening up the transportation pod during the consultation and finding an extra cat in there?

Louis Catorze’s ami Penfold had an appointment recently, so his human put him into his pod, then went to put on her coat. Imagine her surprise when she returned to find another cat in the pod with Penfold. 

The other cat was Penfold’s sister Indie and not just some arbitrary cat off the street (although that would have been side-splittingly hilarious). But why? And, more to the point, HOW? 

“This pod feels unusually heavy. WAIT … WHAT?”

Perhaps your first thought was that the pod hadn’t been locked properly, allowing Indie in. But, if that were the case, how did she manage to lock it after herself, once in? 

Anyway, Indie was unceremoniously turfed out, which was quite a challenge as Penfold was desperate to escape at the same time. And, eventually, the right number of cats made it to the vet. 

However, now that we know that they can do this, should we all be checking for extra passengers prior to every vet visit? Or – and this is a deeply disturbing thought – once secured in the pod, are they able to CLONE THEMSELVES?

Actual footage of Indie entering the pod.

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14 responses to “Le projet du chat à l’infini”

  1. M - avatar

    Well….cats ARE Magickal creatures.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      They are. But … THIS?

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    This is the first story of a cat WANTING to get into a portal to hell! 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I know! It’s just bizarre!

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Louis is gifted at vanishing. Who knows? Indie can have got an invisibility cloak.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      That’s the only explanation! If only we knew where she kept it.

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  4. RasmaSandra avatar

    Louis is probably the cat reincarnation of a witch’s favorite pet.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      More likely a witch’s least favourite. 😳

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  5. cat9984 avatar

    They are both brown tabbies… However, I’m going with cat magic

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Penfold and Indie are Bengals. They’re always quite troublesome, aren’t they? 😬

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  6. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Definitely eerie. Makes you wonder what the next occasion will be.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Nooooo, we don’t want a next occasion! 👻

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  7. Belle avatar
    Belle

    “They’re always quite troublesome”…The beautiful ones always are *sigh* 🙄

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      By that judgement, Catorze should be no bother whatsoever!

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