Do you or your family make any special dishes for the holidays?

*WARNING: DO NOT ALLOW YOUR PETS TO SEE THIS POST.*

When Louis Catorze was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism I was determined to be strict with his diet, allowing zero human food, in order to aid his recovery. However, now that he is chubbing up and doing much better, I have started to feel more relaxed about letting him have the odd treat in tiny amounts. 

We don’t prepare celebratory meals for him for special occasions; at most, we give him a few slivers of jambon de Bayonne and of organic aged Comté from the deli. Most of my friends think this is enormously extravagant, and they ask why we don’t just give him supermarket meat and cheese. Erm, because he refuses it. That’s why.

Then my friend Monique sent me this video.

Watching this lady (the one in the video, I mean, not my friend Monique) prepare her cat’s breakfast has made me feel far less guilty about the treats we give to Catorze, yet also desperately negligent and inadequate. Trust me, these two seemingly-disparate emotions really can exist side by side. 

I have bought caviar once in my entire life, in about 2001. Oscar has it every day. (Photo from the YouTube video.)

(And, no, we didn’t understand “chargers”, either. Is that American for “plates”? US followers, help us out, please.)

Bear in mind, too, that this video wasn’t even filmed during the festive period; this was just a regular, everyday breakfast. We would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when Oscar eats his Christmas dinner. 

Cheer up, Oscar. You’re eating better than most humans in the world. (Photo from the YouTube video.)

In fact, we would love to be Oscar, full stop. 

Catorze expectantly awaits his caviar. He might be waiting a long time.

For more Catorzian capers, please visit http://louiscatorze.com

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23 responses to “Un repas de fête digne d’un Roi”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Chargers are plates that you put under plates. We don’t use them because…extra dishes to clean. She doesn’t want to overwhelm him? Holy cow! My cats are definitely not seeing this video!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I had no idea about the chargers! I have learned something today!

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  2. M - avatar

    Chargers are decorative platters that go under plates.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I didn’t know this. Clearly I’m not as fancy as Oscar!

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  3. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Chargers are the big plates one puts under the smaller plates that actually hold the food. Now Darth Vader is asking me why he doesn’t have a charger.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      The UK has chargers but I had no idea they were called that! Having never used them, I’ve never had to call them anything. Better not let Catorze find out that his humans are so uncultured.

      Also: you let Darth see the video? (Despite my warning?)

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      1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

        Sadly, I cannot control what Darth Vader accesses online. As the Eldest Cat, it would be silly to try to put parental controls on his many streaming services. After watching the video, Darth believes I could do MUCH better.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          Confiscate his iPad, dammit!

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  4. Lou Carreras avatar

    Too late! Sabrina just hopped up and asked, “When do we get that stuff!!!”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Nooooo! Oh dear God. You are doomed!

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  5. Suzanne avatar
    Suzanne

    😐 Oscar eats better than I think anyone I know.

    So, a charger is just a decorative plate that you put under the plate you’re eating off of, usually used by the type of people who serve their cats salmon roe and quail eggs for normal breakfast.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I’m pretty sure that if I had royalty over for dinner (not that I ever would as I don’t like the royal family), I wouldn’t have thought of putting a charger down before the main plate.

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  6. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Your friend Monique unearthed a video which highlights a lady whose behaviour is a bit outlandish, didn’t she? Did you notice that lady said that « Oscar is a little bit overweight ». She could have added « unlike me » 🙂. By the way, there are charger plates in Belgian too. For instance students who study at a hotel school learn to use them.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Her approach is certainly more “out there” than the feeding habits of most cats I know. I love the fact that she does it without even a hint of an ironic smile.

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        I agree with you. Her way of presenting Oscar’s meal is amazing.

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  7. marie47164 avatar
    marie47164

    I think that is a term that people who have enough money to feed their cat caviar every day use for plates.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      So many of our followers had heard of it, but not me! 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. Charles Huss avatar

    My wife likes a fancy cheese called Manchego. It turns out Frankie likes it too, and he always gets some when Rose gets some.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Ooh, they have good taste! Love Manchego!

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  9. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    From his expression in the photo, Catorze appears to smell a rat so to speak.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Ugh, let’s hope not! 😳

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  10. cat9984 avatar

    Wow. Won’t be showing this to the cats. Oscar eats better than I do. (Of course, Louis won’t eat grocery store meat and cheese. He is the King.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Deffo don’t show your cats!

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