When you think of the word “successful,” who’s the first person that comes to mind and why?

Honestly? Every single domestic cat. Yes, all of them, in equal measure.

Nothing defines success quite like conning your way into a household and then spending a lifetime being lavished with the best food, the best medical care and everything else imaginable. You don’t even have to give the slightest thing in return, nor show any gratitude. In fact, you can behave like an utterly thankless arse and still reap the goodies.

Cats know exactly what they’re doing. So do we … yet we’re pathetic enough to let them get away with it.

The sun truly does revolve around him.

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16 responses to “Les pires dictateurs dans le monde”

  1. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Well, yes…pretty much.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Ha! You know it! 🤣🤣🤣

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Just as it should be!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      We are all powerless!

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Timon belongs to this team of domestic cats, but there are cats who don’t.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      The feral ones?

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        There are also the farm cats whose job is to hunt rodents 🐀.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          Yes, but they’re happier doing what they’re doing. They’ve chosen alternative success. 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    So true. Cats rule the world, resistance is futile…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Indeed! 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Dr. CaSo avatar

    Yes but we are happy to oblige because we feel jealous that they get away with it and wish we could do the same 🙂 They are a constant reminder of our ultimate goal in life: to be just like them!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      It’s true! We DO wish we could get away with it!

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  6. cat9984 avatar

    Louis says you can’t fight the natural order of things.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      We still have to try, though, right? 🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Cats: the ultimate flaneurs, worshipped in Egypt, honored on Broadway (Cats) and stars of TikTok and Youtube…Is it any wonder their egos are massive? After all, there’s never been a Broadway play called Dogs…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I think “flâneur” actually flatters them considerably! They’re way more devious than that!

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