What’s a topic or issue about which you’ve changed your mind?
When these arrived in the post, Cat Daddy had questions. MANY questions.
Mesdames et Messieurs, these are finger cots, and you put them over your fingers to protect cuts from infection. I didn’t even know these existed until one of my friends – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE – introduced me to them.
Since Louis Catorze has such an aversion to being thyroid-medicated, and since these finger cots look much easier to hide in one’s hand than a whole, scrunched-up glove, I bought a huge packet of them. And they work. I can also wear one on my thumb, if I wish to do so, to avoid being tainted through any sudden ear-flicking. (Catorze can be alarmingly adept at this; one unexpected flick and I end up medicating my thumb instead of his ear.)
These magical things have transformed my life, and medicating Catorze is now only moderately horrendous rather than absolute hell on earth. I’ll take the improvement, however minuscule.
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