The votes have been verified and counted, and I can now reveal that there is a tie for the choice of Boots’ new collar

Trust me, it was a tie. Hear me out (below).

I know that the above chart shows the St George’s Cross to be the winner. However, I took this screen shot before I set the poll to “one vote per computer”, when the only way I could view the results was to vote for a second time. So, if we remove the illegal surplus ballot paper that I cast, we have a tie between Crystal Palace and the St George’s cross. 

The solution, it seems, is to provide Boots with a supply of each but, in the time that has elapsed between researching the available collars and conducting the poll, there are no more St George’s cross cat collars available in the UK. 

There are plenty of dog collars. However, they don’t have the safety mechanism required should the cat end up in a fix. (And Boots is a gadder-about, so he would really, really need this.)

So, for now, here is the large sod in his new, personalised Crystal Palace collar:

Oh dear.
Goodness me.
No.

I think it might be a bit big (ahem), so Boots’ mamma plans to display this one rather than have him wear it (although it could work as a belt?).

And it’s back to the drawing board to find a properly-fitting collar for Boots …

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11 responses to “Clouer ses couleurs au mât (Partie 2)”

  1. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    That personalised Crystal Palace collar looks pretty. Poor Boots, it is so sad that the collar is too big.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      It’s a shame, but he’ll get over it!

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        And what about you? Will you also achieve to get over it? 😺

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  2. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Oh, I think the large size might be a plus. It reminds me of those huge belts boxers fight over. If you just bedazzle the collar a bit, it will be perfect.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Regretfully I don’t think any alterations can be made. The only solution is, erm, finding a dog called Boots who supports Crystal Palace.

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  3. cat9984 avatar

    That is a nice collar. I wonder what cats they are using to size the collar

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I think maybe pumas?

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  4. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Yes – a break away collar is a must for a roaming cat ! I had them on a couple of mine years ago, and was forever fishing them out from under the pine trees where they caught on the lower branches. But the cats were fine.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      They’re a must for Boots, that’s for sure.

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  5. […] we voted to put Boots in Crystal Palace collars, he hasn’t lost a single one. He still wears the very first Crystal Palace collar placed upon […]

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