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The fancy place from where we buy our Michelin-starred hot-smoked salmon, has just started selling fish offcuts for pets. And, unbelievably, it was Cat Daddy’s suggestion that we buy some for Louis Catorze.
When it arrived, we were astounded at its quality: no skin, no bones, very little gross sinew, just lovely fish, almost too good for a little sod like Catorze. I’m pretty sure we’ve served far inferior fish to dinner guests at least once or twice (sorry if you were one of them).
Anyway, Catorze now has a whole selection of little portions in the freezer, ready to be sniffed and rejected deployed the next time he’s good and deserves a treat.
We’d better take a seat, because we could be in for a long wait.
*EDIT: after screaming and screaming for his fresh fish, he ate three mouthfuls and walked away.
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