I have no proof of this because I wasn’t quick enough with my phone when it happened. Yet, since you know all the ridiculous things that Louis Catorze does, I can say this utterly fearlessly and without worry about being disbelieved or scorned.
Cat Daddy started playing the guitar in the next room, and Catorze – who was on my lap – RETCHED.
I suspect that the little sod had not long since wolfed down a bowl of food too quickly. But it’s funnier to think his hatred of the Discordant Instrument of Doom is such that it triggers his gag reflex.
Even if I tried a thousand more times, I would probably never be able to capture this on video. And, if I were to try, Cat Daddy might suggest helping me out by playing the guitar more often (trust me, nobody wants that). So here, below, is an old photo of Catorze, with a very similar head and mouth position to the one that I saw on that fateful, hilarious day.
You’ll just have to imagine the sound: the standard cat puke warning signal as lead vocal, with a backing track of Eric Clapton.
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