Who are your favourite people to be around?
Louis Catorze loves men. Family members, friends, tradesmen, random passers-by in the street, whoever. He’s not fussy; any man will do.
We have no idea how a cat can know what a man is and what a woman is, but he does. And, whenever we have company, he heads for the male guests like a heat-seeking missile. Even when in Le Cône and off his nut on Gabapentin, he was able to drag himself off a female friend’s lap and onto that of her husband.
Here is just a small selection of the men that Catorze has loved:
- Cat Daddy (of course)
- Dog Daddy
- Cocoa the babysit cat’s daddy
- Cocoa the babysit cat’s human brother
- Daddy Next Door
- That Neighbour
- The pub landlord*
- The pub landlord’s son*
- Matt and Dave, the removal men
- Basil the locksmith
- Chris the heating engineer
- Leo, who delivered our Christmas tree
- Our friend, who let himself in with a key that we’d left outside for him**
- Multiple Ocado delivery drivers (but Krzysztof driving the Lemon Van was his favourite)
- The bloke who fixed the dishwasher
*They came here, by the way. Catorze didn’t go to the pub, although we’re sure that he’d have an absolute blast if he were to do so.
**This event proved that, in the event of a burglary, Catorze would either be worse than useless (cuddling the burglars) or a very effective deterrent indeed (annoying the merde out of them enough to make them abort their mission).
Ladies: if you fancy meeting Catorze but want his full attention, come alone. Seriously, if you bring a man with you, he’ll bid you a friendly bonjour upon arrival, then spend the rest of the visit all over your male companion.
Gentlemen: just come on over. How can you resist this inviting little face?
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