Every night, Louis Catorze comes to join me for a session with the red lamp. We both lie in bed together, watching its colours dance across the walls and ceiling, before falling asleep. 

I can’t prove this, but somehow I feel that the magical powers of the red lamp help me to fall asleep more quickly. And I swear that it makes a difference to Catorze, too. It may well just be a placebo but, if it’s a placebo that makes him appear to calm the heck down, I’ll take it. 

When Cat Daddy comes to bed, an hour or two after me, he creeps in silently and turns off the red lamp. The next day, he usually tells me that Catorze was still asleep beside me at lights-out time. 

The lamp somehow makes Catorze’s fur look blacker, so I’m thinking about a red backdrop for his next photo session. The red living room carpet, despite being shredded and ruined by Catorzian claws, would be perfect. Or perhaps the sight of the little sod lounging in a pool of his enemies’ blood would be more appropriate?

Creepy little sod.
Kittenish, but still creepy.
The red carpet, before he scratched it to smithereens.

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14 responses to “Quand je n’ai pas de bleu, je mets du rouge ”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    He looks great on the carpet!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Thank you! It flatters his fur, doesn’t it?

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  2. Audrey Driscoll avatar

    That red carpet is a flattering background!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      It makes his panther fur stand out, doesn’t it?

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  3. Herman avatar
    Herman

    How can you sleep?!? That red light and black creature looks like you’re in a scary episode of The Sandman… 👹

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      And yet I do sleep! It just works!

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  4. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    This morning, I was unable to post any comment. I would have liked to say you were right. Red suits your dear Louis perfectly. This is now done 😺.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      It makes him look even more demonic (if that’s possible!).

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  5. Dr. CaSo avatar

    You know, there are people who pay huge amounts of money to have their rug shredded to pieces professionally! You should feel lucky Louis did if for free 😆

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Sorry, people pay for WHAT?

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  6. Charles Huss avatar

    I don’t think cats can see red, so I doubt it has much effect on him.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Maybe he can feel it? The magical rays are working their magic whether he knows it or not? 🤣🤣🤣

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  7. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    A superstar like le Chat Noir absolutely needs to be on the red carpet.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      He does! And doesn’t he know it?

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