Cat Daddy left some recycling in the hall, to be put outside as soon as we figure out what day it’s being collected. If your British friends aren’t replying to your messages, trust me, it’s because they’re trying to work this out, too. We’re all over the place when public holidays end up displacing Bin Day.
Nothing to see here, you may think. Except that, when Cat Daddy left the recycling, the white box in the middle was the right way up, and the plastic bag was inside it.
We all know who is responsible for messing it up, partly because neither Cat Daddy nor I would have had the inclination to do it, but also because the guilty party has a record of climbing into boxes and thrashing around, just for fun. Yet it takes some effort to completely remove something from a box, and to leave said box upended.
This is Louis Catorze’s handiwork. We can’t prove it, but we know it.
Cat Daddy: “[A string of Unrepeatable Expletives, utterly inappropriate for the season of goodwill.]”
Is this an indication of what 2025 is going to be like? Do we even want to find out?
Enjoy your festivities, whatever you do, and I hope your furry overlords stay safe and behave.
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