Louis Catorze has completely lost the gnarled, world-weary look that made us worry that he might be on his way out. He is bright-eyed, plushy-furred, full of energy and unbelievably annoying.

This change seemed to take place very suddenly, in the few days leading up to the spring equinox, almost as if he knew it was coming. And it makes perfect sense: since he always knows when it’s a full moon (and informs us as such with his stupid behaviour, to the point where we don’t even bother checking the calendar), why wouldn’t he be aware of the changing of the seasons, too?

This is how his Spring Zing has manifested itself thus far:

⁃ Pestering the hell out of Cat Daddy and a (male) colleague, when they were trying to have a meeting in the front room.

⁃ Playing energetically with his catnip toys.

⁃ Nocturnal parkour, using me as the terrain d’entraînement, and taking his rest breaks lying across my stomach, like a living, furry belt.

– Nightly requests to go out at The Front (which are granted or denied, depending on whether it’s Cat Daddy or me on duty).

⁃ Screaming at birds in the garden.

⁃ Sticking his face into toxic plants in which he hasn’t shown the slightest interest until now.

‘Tis the season to be poisoned. Silly cat.

It’s a full moon on Monday, so can we expect worse then?

And, since I’m feeding Blue the Smoke Bengal for a few days, whilst his mamma is away, is he going to give me grief, too?

A crescent moon Blue. Don’t be fooled by the teddy bear appearance.
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21 responses to “L’allégorie du printemps”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    He looks so sweet and happy.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He is a little sod!

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  2. Audrey Driscoll avatar

    Well, good annoyance is better than bad anxiety, right?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Definitely!

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    You speak about our cats, but on this side of the Chanel, there are many ladies who complain about being sensitive to the full moon. Wouldn’t be there any such ladies in the UK?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I imagine so! Men too.

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  4. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    It could be worse. He could be slapping you around the face just as you start to drop off to sleep.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Ohhh, that would not be fun!

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  5. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    I’m so pleased to see le roi looking plushy and glossy!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He’s like a little kitten! An especially rambunctious and annoying one.

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  6. Vidya Heble avatar
    Vidya Heble

    This particular full moon, which is celebrated as the festival of Holi in India, is a “special” one as my eldest girl unfailingly starts going nuts a day or so before. I dread the Holi moon. She scrabbles dirt out of flower pots on the balcony, rolls in the dirt, races madly around, and of course yowls at nothing in particular.

    But now that I have said it she probably won’t, this year!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Does she come back covered in all the coloured paint? I wouldn’t put it past them to do this.

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  7. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Ah… glad to see everything runs just perfect in your environment…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      “As expected”, you mean. 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    We are glad to hear Leroi is feeling his oats, so to speak. As they age, each little change is cause for us CatSlaves to worry.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      “Feeling his oats”! What a brilliant phrase!

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  9. cat9984 avatar

    Glad to hear Louis is back to full health. Blue definitely looks plush. Doesn’t like tummy rubs?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh, he does! He’s a lovely, affectionate cat. Face of a teddy bear, claws of a psychopathic killer!

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  10. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar

    Yeah, my cat would behave differently whenever Spring was approaching. I’m glad to hear that Sa Majesté a repris du poil de la bête. I’ve gotten to care quite a lot about that dear little sod.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Aww! That’s so nice! Probably his mind control at work, but still very nice!

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