Write a letter to your 100-year-old self
According to those charts which convert human years to cat years, Louis Catorze will be a hundred years old in 2031.
(And I know that, when Cat Daddy reads this, he will say that Catorze looks a hundred years old right now.)

2031 is actually not THAT far away. It would make Sa Maj twenty-one in human years, which is pretty ancient yet not beyond possibility, especially since we never even expected him to live to ten. In fact, being part-vampire, part-alien and part-cryptid, age is probably a different concept on his planet and he will probably live forever.
By the time Le Roi turns one hundred, it’s possible that The Uprising will have taken place and cats will be ruling the world. And, if he could write to his future self, whom I imagine sitting atop a golden throne, watching what’s left of the planet smouldering in a pile of Mordor-esque embers, I am certain he would only have one thing to say:
“Bien joué, mon gars.”

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