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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

La lecture nourrit l’âme

What books do you want to read?

I want Louis Catorze to finish reading this one. He’s only read half of it so far.

“And 3am is Synchronised Parkour Time. All units, stand by.”
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  1. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Well done.
    Amy Hwang seems to know Louis. He is accustomed to annoying you whereas he looks very cute for us who don’t have to live with him.
    😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He is a liar and a con artist so don’t believe the impression he gives.

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    My cats all got great marks in this study! Sasha especially loves a good 5 a.m. face tapping to get the peep out of bed!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      On the FACE?

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar
        Kate Crimmins

        Of course the face. What other place would be as annoying. Just gentle taps that get more urgent when I don’t respond.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Does she ever deploy the claws?

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          1. Kate Crimmins avatar
            Kate Crimmins

            Nope. Just soft pittpats.

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              Aww, that’s actually quite cute! Although I’d be livid if Catorze did it to me.

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            2. Kate Crimmins avatar
              Kate Crimmins

              Not cute at 5 a.m.

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            3. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              I can imagine! But it sounds cute to someone who wasn’t actually there. 🤣🤣🤣

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            4. Lou Carreras avatar
              Lou Carreras

              But you’d also be confused and worry that he was setting you up for something worse down the line.

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    2. Lou Carreras avatar
      Lou Carreras

      wait until the acc-claw treatments start. Xenia would insert one claw into the nostril and apply traction. You got up instantly.

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        Good grief, that is evil!

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        1. Lou Carreras avatar
          Lou Carreras

          H.I.M Xenia thought it was her right to do as she pleased.

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          1. iamthesunking avatar
            iamthesunking

            And I thought mere screaming, whining and parkour were bad! My eyes (and nose) are watering at the very thought of what you’ve described!

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            1. Lou Carreras avatar
              Lou Carreras

              Mine did too. She wiped the tears off and licked her paws.

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            2. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              That’s full-on serial killer behaviour. Le Roi is positively pussycattish in comparison!

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            3. Lou Carreras avatar
              Lou Carreras

              Remember she looked up to the Gray Menace as an example – would Catorze like a copy of Clancy’s bio -“O-Negative blood for breakfast; my life in the fast lane”?

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            4. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              I’m sure he would, but I’m going to have to put my foot down and say a firm NON to that.

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            5. Lou Carreras avatar
              Lou Carreras

              I’m sure Catorze will be disapointed.

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            6. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              He’ll just have to suck that one up!

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    3. Sally Goodman avatar
      Sally Goodman

      Snoodle does that. too, plus licking my face. Harley however just tries to bite any bit of exposed flesh – I end up hiding under the duvet – from a CAT!!

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        Biting? Noooo!

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  3. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    I think Rosie is reading the same book, or Louis has sent her some “educational waves over the ocean” with bad ideas, because she has started staring at me like Louis, like she’s wondering “am I going to let you sleep or jump all over you all night tonight? Or maybe kill you?” It’s a bit funny and scary at the same time!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Aww! This sounds as if she’s getting braver, though?

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Don’t kid yourself, I hope you read the “How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You” book…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Catorze calls Fake News on that book. Cats would never give away their secrets so readily!

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      1. Herman avatar
        Herman

        Hahaha… fake news… of course! I should have known better…

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          C’mon, think about it. Putting all their secrets down in writing? Distributing them around? No. Just no.

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  5. Lou Carreras avatar
    Lou Carreras

    Our kittens have read the other half about being good. It’s only a matter of tiem though before they start experimenting with the “dark side.”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh yes. HIM will be sending them instructions from The Other Side.

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      1. Lou Carreras avatar
        Lou Carreras

        The international feline conspiracy! What is a human to do?

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          If I figure it out, I’ll let you know!

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  6. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Mine don’t read so much as manage to insert themselves between me and whatever I’m reading.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Of course they do! 🤣🤣🤣

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    2. Sally Goodman avatar
      Sally Goodman

      Snoodle does that, too!

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  7. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    All I can think of is him running around and screaming to Blur Song 2 Full volume of course! 🐈‍⬛ Woooohooo! 🎶😍
    💙🖤💙

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, that’s pretty much what it’s like!

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  8. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    Which half? 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Despite being illogical and ridiculous in every other way, he did what normal people do and started reading from the front onwards …

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      1. Charles Huss avatar
        Charles Huss

        I wasn’t sure about him. 🙂

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Trust me, the second half of the book is an utterly alien concept to him.

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          1. Charles Huss avatar
            Charles Huss

            🙂

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  9. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar
    Marie-Luce, miaougraphe

    🤣😂 he sure seems to have the annoying part down.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup. He’s the worst!

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  10. Chuckster avatar
    Chuckster

    His glass is half full. That is better than half empty. If he should again read half more, that would be progress. That is how he will get the job done.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m sure that was his thinking, too! 🤣🤣🤣

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  11. Badreddinesebti avatar
    Badreddinesebti

    Nice

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  12. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    If he wasn’t so cute, he wouldn’t get away with being super annoying. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Trust me, his cuteness is all a big lie.

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  13. Chuckster avatar
    Chuckster

    Louis Catorze is easily distracted, he may have ADD. It is likely he may never finish. Wiggle some yarn, or flash a shadow, and the book is forgotten. Or, he might scratch and claw it, that temptation is strong. You might have to read it to him, as he warmly cuddles on your lap. I would try that, if you are insistent on him finishing.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He deffo doesn’t have ADD. Everything he does is very much deliberate. 😬

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      1. Chuckster avatar
        Chuckster

        Then I am mistaken. I spoke as if Louis Catorze was my cat ‘NoWay’. For she is the only cat I know well. I believe the term is projection. But, NoWay is not LC, and that was presumptive of me to assume otherwise.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Your cat is called NoWay? What a brilliant name!

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  14. Chuckster avatar
    Chuckster

    She was named after Mother’s exclamation when Sister brought her home. It fits her well, I think. There should be a term for when a name fits the character. Something like ‘Onomatopoeia’ but for behavior rather than sound. Perhaps Louis will coin that term.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      In that case his name would be one of Cat Daddy’s Unrepeatable Expletives. 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Chuckster avatar
        Chuckster

        🤣

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