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Remember when Louis Catorze hated the guitar? Yeah, well, he still does. In fact, there are times when he actually seems scared of it, and he scarpers as soon as he sees Cat Daddy reaching for it. Yes, that’s right: the little sod will happily take on larger animals and trick-or-treating youths in Scream masks, but Cat Daddy’s rendition of That’s Entertainment is Catorzian kryptonite.
The whole situation has been made considerably worse by the fact that Cat Daddy has been practising at length, every single day. Luckily for Catorze, his autumn-winter igloo has been deployed, and he’s been seeking refuge within its soft, pillowy depths:
Cat Daddy has also been using his hours of daily practice to compose a song for Catorze. This was really to cheer me up because I’ve been feeling a bit down about being ill, but I like to pretend that Catorze is such an inspirational creative muse that his papa just couldn’t help immortalising this in music.
THE WORLD NEEDS TO HEAR THIS SONG. However, Cat Daddy won’t let me record it for your listening pleasure.
In fact, he doesn’t even trust me to have my phone in my hand when he performs, in case I secretly record it and post it online without his permission (which, in fairness, is exactly the kind of thing I would do).
So how am I going to share this masterpiece with the world? All I can give you, for now, are the lyrics, pictured below. Freddie Mercury’s handwritten lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody sold for nearly £1.4 million, so I’m hanging onto this sheet of paper, because you just never know.
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