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Je crie, donc je suis

Merci à Dieu: it’s the summer holidays. I was looking forward to relaxing, but Louis Catorze has other ideas and has been absolutely wired, burning off about 3% of his excess energy on ICB and using the other 97% on us throughout the night.

One night he was especially beastly, waking us countless times by screaming, bouncing on the bed and rolling his cold, drenched body onto us. Cat Daddy is pretty sure that one of the screams meant, “It’s raining!” and another was, “I’m bored!” We haven’t yet worked out the other 753 screams.

It’s quite clear that our cat just isn’t normal but, for whatever reason, Cat Daddy blames ME for everything. “Have you noticed that he mostly screams on your side of the bed? That’s because you give him attention. And don’t say you don’t. I’ve SEEN you stroke him at 4am.”

As well as thoroughly enjoying the summer heat, Catorze is having a whale of a time gadding around in the summer rainstorms. As I have mentioned before, he LOVES the rain. His favourite thing to do is go out, get completely soaked, come in, roll the water onto whatever/whoever is nearby, then go back out again to restart the cycle.

However, on one occasion he came in looking like this, with his hindquarters drenched, yet the rest of his body completely dry:

It looked as if he had been, erm, sitting under the outdoor table with his arse sticking out. Obviously most normal cats would adjust their position upon feeling cold rain on their rump, but then this is Catorze we’re talking about.

I’m glad that our old boy is enjoying the summer so much. Meanwhile, I shall be spending half of my summer holiday yearning for my beloved autumn, and the other half trying to fathom why Catorze does the things that he does.

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20 responses to “Car je suis libre, rien ne m’inquiète”

  1. mary mcneil avatar
    mary mcneil

    Except – as I recall from my teaching days – autumn means the re-start of chool.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      That’s ok! I like my work and I actually miss my colleagues!

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  2. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    “Old”? He’s finding his second kittenhood. My three (12, 12, & 10) aren’t slowing down one little bit. Hard to tell with Jenny Cat as she’s always been a sleepy head. She’s always preferred to watch the other furry idiots from a position of somnolence.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Is Jenny Cat the matriarch?

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      1. alicephilippa avatar
        alicephilippa

        She is. She’s quite happy to give the other two a slap around the ears if she feels that they are out of order.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Oh brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Mme Chapeau avatar
    Mme Chapeau

    I had a whale of a time reading today’s post.
    Thank you for that idiom I didn’t know. Meeting a whale when finding out some new Louis’s feats made my day.
    😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha! It’s a phrase that is sadly dying out. It’s mainly people my age, or older, who use it.

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  4. Emma avatar

    I mean, it’s only like us sticking one leg out of the blanket when it’s a mite too hot, right? I love cold water on my head (I swear you could fry an egg up there) and back, but not on my feet. Maybe he just needed cooling off at one end and not the other. xD

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      An overheating of the Catorzian rear end? 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Emma avatar

        Well, KitKat’s butt puts off a lot of heat, but that’s below the tail so… I dunno if that would make her want to stick her arse out in the rain, though. (Probably not. She’d rather hide from bad weather.)

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          I think it’s more likely that Catorze just DID NOT NOTICE that his arse was getting wet.

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          1. Emma avatar

            ☝️ That is… very likely, yes. 🤣

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  5. cat9984 avatar

    You have my sympathies. In the warmer weather, I open the windows in my bedroom (south and east side). Sgt Stripes spends an inordinate amount of time at night bouncing between the two windows, using the bed as a springboard.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh good grief! How much does he weigh, if it’s not too rude to ask? Sa Maj is gossamer-light so he’s barely noticeable when he jumps on the bed. Until he opens his mouth …

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      1. cat9984 avatar

        Unfortunately, Sgt Stripes is 10 lbs. The vet says he’s not overweight. He is a large cat.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          10lbs isn’t that big! Le Roi is 7lbs and he’s teeny tiny.

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  6. Sally Goodman avatar
    Sally Goodman

    So glad I don’t have that problem, as I don’t let ours out at night. They got used to it pretty quickly and sleep in various combinations on my bed, which 50% of the time isn’t a problem – the other 50% of the time they take up far more room than the size of their bodies would suggest. But the loveliest thing in the world is to go to sleep holding a kitty paw 🙂 xx

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh God, if you let yours out in the rain, you would have this problem x 12 (or however many cats it is that you have now)!

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      1. Sally Goodman avatar
        Sally Goodman

        Still just the 6!

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