Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life.

We’re finding them anything but simple, but Cat Daddy and I are enjoying our guitar lessons and, happily, there have been no further Code Brun incidents. We have lost all sensation in our left hands, but at least we are now 0.1% less dreadful than we would have been had we not practised. And we are having great fun discovering all the songs we can play using the same few chords over and over. I don’t suppose our neighbours are having quite so much fun with this, but tant pis.

Whilst I accept that we aren’t great, and that it will take us years to become even passable, Cat Daddy is unbelievably impatient; he wants to be Dave Gilmour tomorrow. I have tried to explain that even Dave Gilmour took time to become Dave Gilmour, but he won’t listen.

Louis Catorze can’t stand the guitar. I am mystified as to how he can sit through hours and hours of pounding Led Zeppelin during Boys’ Club yet, after just hearing a single note of my guitar, he’d had enough. And I don’t even mean a single chord; I mean A SINGLE NOTE. I plucked one string one time and, after flatlining his ears and glaring at me in absolute horror as if I had just set fire to the last remaining pack of Orijen on this earth, the little sod was off.

I am continuing to kid myself that, one day, he will come and join me for a jam session like that internet cat who sings along with his guitar-playing Cat Daddy. However, I don’t suppose this would happen unless I were to morph into Eric Clapton overnight.

A black cat? Maybe Catorze is in with a chance! (Picture from Pinterest.co.uk.)
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26 responses to “Nous devons nous échapper d’ici”

  1. mary mcneil avatar
    mary mcneil

    My cats are oblivious to the tv, the radio, music etc. They do enjoy baseball, but only because they enjoy chasing the ball as it skitters across the infield. You might want to be gad he is not trying to get between you and the sheet music. Anyway “Everybody’s a critic.”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’d find it cute if he got between us and the music!

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    I had a cat that would walk on the piano keys while I was playing piano. I never knew if she was trying to join in or drown me out!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Aw, that’s actually quite cute!

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        Not if you are trying to practice a piece.

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  3. Lou Carreras avatar

    The Grey Menace liked the old song about a Ring Tailed Tom…it’s lascivious and he knew I’d sing it for him. ” I got a ring tailed Tom, and the he goes out, all the pussycats in the neighborhood they begin to shout – you better watch old ring tail tom, he’s always strutting about. And he don’t like and pussy cats come a tom catting around…. and so on. He’d lash his ringed tail and assume that the song was written specifically for him and him alone.
    Now Le Roi will probably require some gracious notes on his errr specialties?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      The Grey Menace really was something special, wasn’t he?

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  4. Mme Chapeau avatar
    Mme Chapeau

    Thank you for the video starring that outstanding black cat but, as Louis has a lot of other qualities, shouldn’t you forgive him not enjoying the guitar?
    😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Not really.

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      1. Mme Chapeau avatar
        Mme Chapeau

        I’m afraid, but aren’t you a bit unfair to Louis?
        😺

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          No. 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    You didn’t really expect him to stick around? Although if he did stick around he’d probably put you off by shouting at you.

    Have you tried playing Joe Bonamassa, for example, at him? Or is it just Led Zeppelin he likes?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I didn’t expect him to stick around, no. But I didn’t expect such utter revulsion either! I mean, we sound bad, but not THAT bad!

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  6. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Oh, the video! Thank you for starting my Friday on the right note. I think Human Daddy needs to learn an instrument so that Darth Vader can have a proper accompanist to his many operas.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Is it too much to expect Sa Maj to at least REMAIN IN THE ROOM FOR A FEW SECONDS?

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      1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

        Also, does he stay in the room when CD plucks a note? It might not be the guitar that he doesn’t like.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Hahahaha, the same thought went through my head, too, but he doesn’t stay even when Cat Daddy is playing.

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  7. Dr. CaSo avatar

    That video is hilarious! Maybe Louis is waiting for you to play the blues so he can sing with you, and right now, he’s just disappointed by the one note you play, he has higher expectations, he’s the King after all 😀

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’ve tried playing chords and it’s also a firm, hard NON to that. 🫤

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  8. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Perhaps Sa Maj prefers heavy metal shredding. That video is du trop 😂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s hilarious, isn’t it? I wish Sa Maj would sing like this.

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  9. cat9984 avatar

    A music critic now? He’s got an opinion about everything. A true cat’s cat. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I don’t know if what we produce could be called “music” … 🤔

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  10. catreign avatar

    This is such an interesting post. I’m so glad you are taking guitar lessons and I’m sure you and Cat Daddy will get better and better with practice. It is impressive that you can play the same few chords and create so many songs. I understand how Louis Catorze can’t stand the guitar. It’s funny to think of Dave Gilmour taking time to become Dave Gilmour. I can only imagine how difficult it is to learn a musical instrument. Thank you for sharing your experience with us!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you! 😊

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