You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

Ok, so a vet appointment isn’t, by most people’s reasonable interpretation, a cross-country trip. However, if you have ever had to transport a screaming animal to somewhere it doesn’t want to be transported, you will know that it really feels like one.

At present, it’s a ten-minute walk across the park, and Catorze is so gossamer-light that even I, with my back problems, can manage to carry him in his swish transportation pod (apart from that one time when I couldn’t). The ease of the walk is such that the convenience outweighs the massive embarrassment of his screaming, which rings out through the park like an air raid siren and causes people to stop in their tracks and look over. However, the vet practice will be closing sometime soon, because the building complex in which it’s situated is due to be renovated. Nobody knows when, or if, it will return to the same place once the renovation is complete.

Luckily they have other branches in W4, W5 and TW3, all of which close by. However, they are further away than our current short walk to the TW8 branch. And the W5 one doesn’t have parking, which means that I would have to either carry screaming Catorze on the bus (no) or drive him to work, somehow keep him contained there all morning and then walk him to his appointment during my lunch hour (HELL, no – his path and those of my students should absolutely never cross).

So my means of transport really depends on where will be going the next time the little sod needs a vet; will it be Happening Hounslow (car), Charming Chiswick (car) or Exciting Ealing (still no idea how)?

A black basket case in a black basket case (pictured during a vet appointment a couple of years ago).
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40 responses to “La faculté de médicine”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Oh his is annoyed!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh yes! He screams absolute bloody murder every time!

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        The smaller they are, the louder they scream. At least that’s been my experience.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Definitely. And lean, sleek ones have a demonic growl, whereas big, meaty ones sound like dainty fairies.

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  2. mary mcneil avatar
    mary mcneil

    Well…try not to worry too much…maybe things will work out for the best. (I know, I know. Me neither.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahahahaha … no. 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. mmechapeau avatar

    Louis’s swish transportation pod looks easy to carry.
    Timon is not that lucky. His transportation pod looks like a cage which enjoys banging against your calfs.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh, we used to have one of those and it was very difficult to carry, even with a light little wisp of a thing like Catorze!

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  4. Dr. CaSo avatar

    Beautiful carrier for a beautiful kitty 🙂 I drove 9 hours with two cats (when I moved from the US to Toronto): one cat was terrified and stayed on my lap (yes, while I was driving) during the whole trip without moving. The other cat screamed and jumped around the car for 9 hours! Years later, I put them both in a big dog crate and in the cargo hold of an airplane and that was scary for both of them and for me, too! Miss Penny stayed with me on our flight to Kingston, that was way easier for us both. I hope you never have to fly with Sa Maj, I would feel bad for the other passengers 😉

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Good grief, 9 hours! With two cats! LOOSE IN THE CAR!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      At least he would be nice and light to fling!

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      1. Emma avatar

        I feel sorry for whoever has to catch him then 😂

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          I think he’d drift gently to the ground like a screaming leaf. 🍂

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          1. Emma avatar

            Oh really? I kinda thought he’d drop like a cannonball (also screaming) and then glomp onto whoever was at the other end like a facehugger from Alien 😂

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh goodness! I think you’re probably right! I thought he would weigh too little to do that, but face-glomping is much more his style!

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            2. Emma avatar

              It’s just that the image of a screaming leaf doesn’t incite much fear, you know? Much wincing at the noise, but if he’s drifting, you’d have too much time to run away. xD

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            3. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              He could do both? Float like a leaf, then suddenly drop and glomp? Like when spacecraft enter the Earth’s atmosphere and gravity takes hold?

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            4. Emma avatar

              Ahhhhh the old “utter confusion (why tf is that leaf screaming) followed by shock and terror” trick. xD

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  5. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Your petite roi diables’ eyes look as though they could burn a hole big enough to allow him to escape that posh carrier 😂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I know! He’s terrifying!

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  6. Emma avatar

    “black basket case for a black basket case” 😆

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Cat Daddy thought of that line!

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      1. Emma avatar

        I love me a good pun/word play. Tell CD he wins the internet today ;D

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          He will be delighted! Thank you!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    Love that carrier!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thanks! It’s only a cheap Pets at Home one.

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  8. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Oh big bottoms! I just typed a long message and instead of posting I hit the back arrow. So you’ve been let off a long description of the antics of Cheeky escaping her carrier and me forgetting to ask for big boy Theo aka Darren to have his vaccination until I had paid after his examination and was tucking him in the car before I remembered and dashed back in the vets to beg for them to quickly squeeze him back in for his vaccination!! Anyway what I originally had to say was that Cheeky is a little cat to look at but the weight of her, well I could barely carry her into the vet from the car!!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      How heavy was she, if that’s not too rude to ask? 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        😂😂😂 I don’t remember I was too harassed to ask and the vet just quickly typed it in! I think Alice said she’s 6kg, Merlot had put half a kilo on and so is the same as Louis, 3kg 🙄

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  9. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

    It’s bad enough when a human doctor moves away– somehow it’s so much worse when a vet does it. I hope you’ve found an adequate solution since you wrote this.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      They’ve still not moved! Nobody even knows when the refurbishment will be taking place. 😬

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      1. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

        Well that’s good! I just hope they don’t disappear overnight like one of our vets did (she retired abruptly).

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Oh no! That would have stressed the hell out of me!

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          1. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

            We weren’t too impressed. She ran the only cat hospital nearby, so now we have to go to a mixed vet clinic (luckily the vet we see has cats and knows what they’re like).

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              You had a cat-only place to go to? How amazing!

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  10. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

    I didn’t realize that wasn’t an everywhere thing. It’s really nice to feel confident that the vet knows what they’re doing. We’ve seen one that clearly is a dog person and the results… weren’t good. But as long as you can find a vet that actually likes and cares about cats, that’s all that matters (oh, and isn’t too far away so you only have to spend a minimal amount of time listening to pitiful cries and/or screams all the way there…)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Our vets are great with Le Roi, and they talk to him in their cat lady voices. 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

        Nice– definitely cat people 😀

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