Louis Catorze’s El Día de los Muertos cold-weather igloo comes out in autumn and remains in place until May. The little sod is always delighted and refuses to be removed from it during daylight hours. However, in late January, he suddenly stopped sleeping in it.

At first we didn’t think much of it but then we felt bad that we hadn’t checked for something nasty in the igloo (massive pile of puke, dead rat, mummified human body part plundered from some ancient burial ground, that kind of thing).

I peered into the igloo upon returning home after a walk to discover … a huge clump of cat hair. Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: Catorze’s OWN DISGUSTO-FUR has repulsed him enough to propel him out of his favourite place and send him searching for alternative sleeping spots.

Anyway, the igloo has been cleaned, la personne royale has been brushed and normal service has resumed. As you were.

Zoom in for the tiniest glimpse of fang.
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17 responses to “Je suis mon pire ennemi en personne (Partie 2)”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    He sure is fussy!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He’s a complete weirdo.

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  2. catladymac avatar
    catladymac

    Not a hairball just – his fur > Maybe he thought it was some sort of demon-spawn ?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Not a hairball. Just his fur. 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Charles Huss avatar

    That was a nasty surprise. Almost as bad as the dead cockroach left in my shoe yesterday.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Eurgh! Which of your gang would have done that?

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      1. Charles Huss avatar

        Probably Floki.

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  4. cat9984 avatar

    He was probably wondering why his cleaning staff had been so slow. 🐸

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      That sounds about right! 🤣

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  5. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Hmmm… Cousin Darth Vader is rather protective of his shed fur. He looks aggrieved when I change the sheets and Cat forbid I ever reach for a lint roller.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Does he mind being brushed?

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      1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

        No, but he always tries to eat his brushed off fur. He wants to keep his glorious, glossy coat furs in him, if not on him.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Haha, remind me of when Catorze came trotting in with his first kill … which actually turned out to be a lump of fur that I’d pulled off his brush and tossed outside!

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  6. Belle avatar
    Belle

    I’m certain he considers it absolutely scandalous that his staff should expect his royal personnage to slumber in soiled quarters, Madame! It matters not who did the soiling…🙀 Consider yourselves fortunate that you have not received notice of removal of your services to Sa Maj; after all, it is certain that any of his faithful followers would be honored to pick up the mantle of Royal Offensive Matter Remover. 😼

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He can’t fire us. Who the heck else would accept this job? 🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Feline Opines avatar

    Catorze my furiend,
    It appears that your staff is comprised of slackers. So sorry for the poor service!
    Purrs & Head Bonks,
    Alberto

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      🤣🤣🤣

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