There’s a full moon tonight. And, mon Dieu, do we know it: Louis Catorze’s screaming has been building up for days and has now reached what we really, really hope is its peak. Although, knowing him, now that I’ve said that, he will probably dig deep and find more from somewhere.
During the day Sa Maj screams for any number of the following reasons:
⁃ Wanting to be let in from The Front (after Cat Daddy kicks him out for a few minutes’ respite)
⁃ Excitement at having Cat Daddy all to himself
⁃ Excitement when visitors come (especially men), leading Cat Daddy to recite his usual spiel of “No, he’s not distressed, that’s just his normal voice …”
⁃ Disapproval of the cleaning lady’s methods
⁃ Disapproval if it’s been more than 0.3 seconds since Cat Daddy last stroked him
⁃ Liking the sound of his own voice
⁃ Just for fun
⁃ Whatever
It would be reasonable to assume that his day-long screamathons wear him out, allowing us a more restful evening and night. Nope: the little sod follows Cat Daddy around, screaming, right through to late afternoon/early evening when I come from work. He then goes out for Night Patrol at both The Back and at The Front – with creepily accurate timekeeping still in operation, bien sûr – and wakes us up at least twice during the night with more screaming/whining/bouncing around.
Cat Daddy: “This is what it’s like ALL BLOODY DAY when you’re at work. It’s starting to feel like bullying.”
As I have said many times before, at his age he should be slowing down. But he isn’t. We have no idea from where he is getting this energy, but my guess is that he’s drawing from either the moon, The Mothership* (although some have theorised that the moon and The Mothership are one and the same thing), or – most likely of all – Lucifer himself.
We cannot cope. Please send help.
*The Mothership is the invisible alien vessel that controls all cats by beaming instructions to them via their chips. We cannot see her, but we know she is there.
jesuisleroisoleil 
The photo seems to indicate you are on the right track.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Peut-
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etre qu’il a faim?
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Non! Il n’aime pas la nourriture!
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My guess is, that he has contact with the Mothership. They tell him to worn out his humans and, when the time is right – maybe Halloween might be a right time? – to take his humans to a higher level of alienation and strike for world cat domination 😉
{Yes, I know … I do have a vivid fantasy :-)}
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But you can see it happening, can’t you? 😱😱😱
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Oh yes ….
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I’m going with the mothership too. I had a black cat that received a lot of messages from it.
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Were they good messages? I’m guessing not? 🤣🤣🤣 🛸 👽
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Annoying messages. That’s all the mothership sends.
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This is very true!
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Rehearsal for Halloween performance: Le Roi Mal Comprendre Part I. The tale of an outspoken young tenor cruelly cast into the Outside World by his staff, who mock him. 😓 Part II: La Vengeance Du Roi…
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Noooo. How many parts will there be?
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On verra…🙀
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Scream! 😱😱😱
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Wow. Is he part Siamese or one of those other breeds that talk all the time. It seems that it might be a little disconcerting to hear such loud sounds from such a small cat
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I think it’s more likely he’s part-alien.
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