Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a minute just to let you know. I'll tell you how I became the Sun King of Le Château. In north-west London was where I was found. In fact, NW10 was my stomping ground. Chilling out, scratching and making some noise, Screaming at people, chasing after boys, When a very kind lady, who saw I was sick, Took me to a local rescue really quick. I had a long, long wait but was picked one day. They said, "You're moving to Le Château to be Le Roi Soleil." I screamed and I hollered at them day after day. I was so excited when they sent me on my way. They bade me farewell, told me I was a lucky cat, And, as soon as I'd gone, they said, "Well, thank God for that!" Ooh la la, this is first class, Drinking water out of a Bordeaux glass! Is this what the cats in TW8 live like? Hmmm, this might be all right! I meowed for a chauffeur and, when he came near, The licence plate was French and it had cats on the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was slow. But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Allons au Château!" I pulled up to Le Château about two or three And I said to the chauffeur, "Au revoir et merci!" I looked at my home, and what a wonderful thing To sit on my throne as the rightful Sun King.