It’s not been such a Bonne Année here at Le Château. In fact, it’s been an awful few days, with last night being especially horrific. It was bad enough that Louis Catorze’s drugs count read just like The Twelve Days of Christmas: “Two-oo Gaba-pentin, two Zyl-kene, o-one Met-a-cam, and some Broad-line to treat the worms…