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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

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  • On peut utiliser la technologie pour le meilleur ou le pire

    How has technology changed your job? Well, there was never any of this kind of shit before the internet, that’s for sure: For more Catorzian capers, please visit http://louiscatorze.com

  • Le travail à domicile

    A couple of days ago, I had an online meeting with a student from my school. Usually I would not advocate working when on sick leave but, because this student needed help, and because he is super-nice, I was happy to do it.  As you know, Louis Catorze loves nothing more than to annihilate online…

  • La révolte des anges

    I’m not quite sure what’s happening at the moment, but other cats seem to be the ones being complete shites whilst mine is behaving. I repeat: OTHER CATS ARE BEING SHITES AND MINE IS BEHAVING. Someone posted on our online neighbourhood forum, having found a discarded cat tracker in their garden. Apparently the wearer had…

  • Un nouvel ami?

    Our Cat-Disliking Friend came for dinner again at the weekend. And, since he has just moved to the area permanently, I expect we will be seeing more of him. When I told him about Le Blog, and about the fact that refer to him as Cat-Disliking Friend, he revealed that he does actually like individual…

  • La police de la censure

    How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? Unplug what? My internet router? Well, this incident brought me pretty close: On Saturday I received a yellow card from the Facebook Gestapo for a comment that contravened The Rules by “inciting violence”. They were referring to my…

  • Le grand écran

    It’s almost 12 weeks since lockdown began and, merci à Dieu: NO MORE VIDEO CALLS. I’ve had to deal with a number of them for work, of course, which is fine because there’s an actual point and because there are actual new things to say, but gone are the social video calls which make me…

  • La vie est, en quelque sorte, un pèlerinage

    It’s been an action-packed few days here at Le Château, with visits galore from pilgrims coming to see Louis Catorze. One visitor was his favourite vet, who is back at the practice for a short while. We are so grateful to her and to her colleagues for all the care that he has received there,…

  • J’adore mes invités

    This weekend Louis Catorze had another visit from one of his many internet admirers. Cat Daddy rolled his eyes when I told him of this lady’s impending arrival. “Not because I mind people coming,” he said, “but because it must be such a massive anti-climax for them when they see Louis.” Excuse-moi? “They’re probably too…