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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Month: Apr 2025

  • On connaît le diable à ses griffes

    Merde, merde and thrice merde. You are not going to believe this.  The VERY DAY that I posted about Rodan going out scrapping and injuring his face, Louis Catorze decided to go out to the Zone Libre looking normal (well, “normal” by his standards, anyway) and return home looking like this:  This wasn’t caused by…

  • Mon ring, c’est la rue (Partie 2)

    What animals make the best/worst pets? I don’t know about the best. However, I’m a lot more certain about which are the worst.  My sister and her family are going away for a few days. So, naturellement, Rodan chose now to go out scrapping and sustain injuries to his face. Not only is the little sod…

  • La boîte de Pandore (Partie 2) 

    Cat Daddy is complaining that he “can’t” put this cardboard box out for the bin men, and so we’re stuck with it forever more. He CAN, of course. He just doesn’t want to, because Louis Catorze has claimed it as one of his numerous beds. The bit about us being stuck with it forever more…

  • Que le jour commence

    The clocks went forward on Sunday, so it’s now officially British Summer Time. Weirdly, nobody says “British Winter Time” before the clocks go forward. It’s either British Summer Time or, erm, it’s not.  Cat people often complain that their furry overlords, seemingly unaware of the change, continue to wake them up for food at the…

  • Chaque nuage, si noir soit-il

    How would you improve your community? Cat Daddy and I try to have a date night every so often. And last week it was, erm, an environmental meeting at a local church hall, to discuss climate change, green spaces and biodiversity.  When one of the speakers informed us of recent research indicating that noise pollution…