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Month: Mar 2025

  • What is one question you hate to be asked? Explain. “What’s the matter with your cat?”  WE DON’T KNOW. NOBODY KNOWS. IF WE KNEW, WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.  Louis Catorze’s screaming is getting worse. I know that I complain about it all the time (although still nowhere near as much as Cat Daddy…

  • Oh dear God, he did it again. Louis Catorze went into that deep, comatose sleep where no amount of poking would wake him. And this time his eyes were half-open, like a vampire.  I didn’t keep prodding for long, because I could see that he was breathing. But it was weird. And I forgot to…

  • I have no proof of this because I wasn’t quick enough with my phone when it happened. Yet, since you know all the ridiculous things that Louis Catorze does, I can say this utterly fearlessly and without worry about being disbelieved or scorned. Cat Daddy started playing the guitar in the next room, and Catorze…