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Alors tout le monde peut prendre note, prendre note

Cats: do you ever worry that your behaviour isn’t bad enough? Do your humans think you are a Good Boy/Girl? If so, here are Louis Catorze’s top tips for remedying this state of affairs:

1. Drag filled-to-capacity bin bag across hallway.

2. Tip bin bag over.

3. Allow bin bag to leak bin juice and various other unpleasant items that don’t belong on the floor.

4. Sit back and watch the fun as one human cleans up the mess, then accuses the other human of having caused it.

5. Your work is done. Have a nap.

Here is Catorze, demonstrating how to carry out point 5 – and just look at his silly little fang sticking out. You’re welcome.

“Doncha wish your kitty was bad like moi?”
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25 responses to “Alors tout le monde peut prendre note, prendre note”

  1. mary mcneil avatar
    mary mcneil

    How did the humans figure out that it wasn’t each other ?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Cat Daddy was absolutely adamant about where/how he’d placed the bag before going to bed (i.e. not where/how I’d found it). And in fairness he’s placed the bag according to his description lots of times. Plus Catorze was thundering around the house that morning so he could easily have knocked it over the previous night.

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  2. M - avatar
    M –

    I’m a fan of the fang.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Everyone comments on his fangs! They are great.

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  3. Mme Chapeau avatar
    Mme Chapeau

    I’m afraid, but your story is hard to believe.
    Was really your little Louis was able to drag a filled-to-capacity bin bag by himself or was he helped by his gang of mice without you noticing it?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh, he did it. It’s the opposite of Occam’s razor around here. The least likely and most fantastical explanation is the right one!

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      1. Mme Chapeau avatar
        Mme Chapeau

        Are you serious? According to you, picturing Louis being helped by a gang of mice doesn’t look like a genuinely fantastical explanation?
        🐭🐭😺🐭🐭🐭

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          You are suggesting that he needs help in his stupidity. He is more than capable of achieving it alone!

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        2. Mme Chapeau avatar
          Mme Chapeau

          I’m sorry. Of course, I didn’t want to offend you. Being helped doesn’t involve necessarily to need some help, does it?
          🙂

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          1. iamthesunking avatar
            iamthesunking

            Hahaha, not offended at all. But I can’t see his food/victims (depending on how he sees mice) giving him a helping hand! 🤣🤣🤣

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            1. Mme Chapeau avatar
              Mme Chapeau

              That’s why it’s truly opposite of Occam’s razor.
              🙂

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  4. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    I think someone broke and did it! 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      CATORZE DID IT.

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar
        Kate Crimmins

        🙂 🙂 🙂

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  5. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar
    Marie-Luce, miaougraphe

    That’s the very content cat. 😅 Sacré Louis-Catorze !

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He is the WORST.

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  6. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Oh dear!! My only comparison is Dolly, my daughter’s dog… Actually my son in law’s dog since Alice has disowned her and will only be held responsible for letting her in the room with the children and letting her out in the garden when Josh is at work! And yes we’ve already mentioned her disgusting behaviour toward Alice when she was pregnant but this is ‘normal’ daily Dolly activities… Ripping apart anything left on the kitchen floor for longer than a millisecond, eating anything on the kitchen floor, dropped food if any kind, the film lid of any food packaging, all food packaging. This unfortunately applies to the kitchen bin and bags of sorted recycling that are put on the floor whilst searching for keys to open the door. The kitchen bin is raided regularly for everything, especially nappies including perfectly clean nappies where the sticky tabs are defective. Needless to say Dolly’s refuse delights, especially nappies which could absorb all fluid from her stomach and get stuck, have been the cause of expensive vet treatment. So be glad you’re little naughty boy only delights in creating a mess for you to clear up as in this instance he ain’t all bad 😂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Nappies? She ate used nappies? Please tell me I’ve misunderstood?

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        Unfortunately 🤮 you’ve not misunderstood, she’s eaten the nappy sacks as well but she’s also eaten unused ones as well. She has got away with soooo much, she definitely has more than 9 lives! Rather like Louis, she is the sweatiest little love but this is one dog that’s not allowed to lick my shoes let alone my skin. She must carry more germs than a dustman’s truck!!

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Dear God. That’s honestly the worst thing I’ve ever heard and, as a cat owner, I’ve heard and seen some things.

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          1. Penny Cooper avatar
            Penny Cooper

            It’s very common in the dog world, more usual for labradors but many dogs can become scavengers through having been starved or because they’re missing something in their diets, none of which apply to Dolly!!

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  7. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    Well, it certainly can’t be Louis’ fault. That’s why he has humans. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      IT WAS HIS FAULT.

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