The above is a quote from Aldous Huxley. Here he is with his cat, Limbo, which is possibly the best cat name ever (apart from Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, of course):

Picture from twitter.com.

I brought a handful of books on holiday (although no Huxley this time) and am about to start reading my second one. Just like the final story of the Stephen King anthology that I read last week, it involves a writer who retreats to some remote location in the hope of creative inspiration for their work – although, weirdly, I didn’t choose them for that reason and only found out after arriving here that both had the same idea.

For me, however, life isn’t imitating art. In fact, it’s quite the opposite, although this is probably just as well, since every story with this premise has always ended badly. I am in one of the most beautiful places on earth, with unlimited time and no other commitments, yet, without Louis Catorze, I just can’t write.

This post took me multiple drafts and redrafts, and it’s hard to know whether the final result is what I want because there is no real story. Not even the WordPress daily prompts help that much. When I’m at home, I almost don’t want to look at them because they give me too many ideas for the time and space available. Here, they take me halfway there but then I don’t know how to finish.

Although Cat Daddy will never admit it, Catorze IS my creative inspiration and we miss the little sod.

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe somewhere down south, Catorze has been impeccably behaved since we left. And I know that, when we return, unlike most cats, who are either delighted to see their humans again or upset with them for leaving, he will be all over his papa and indifference itself towards me. Bastard cat.

Our chat-sitteur sent us these last week. What can I say?

Rolling sluttily.
Pretending to be starved of love (lies).
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31 responses to “Si vous voulez écrire, ayez des chats”

  1. Mary McNeil avatar
    Mary McNeil

    I looked forward to retirement as a time to write and read. Well…I have been reading a lot.
    Are there no cats around where you are vacationing ? (“When I’m not near the cat I love I love the cat I’m near…”)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We have seen precisely zero (0) cats since we’ve been away. But we are some way from our nearest neighbour so maybe they all keep to themselves, unlike London where they all impinge on each other’s territory!

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Sometimes your best inspiration is the thing you need a break from!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Did someone famous say this, or is it a Kateism? Either way, it’s spot on!

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        I made it up! 🙂

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  3. Pamela Lindholm-Levy avatar
    Pamela Lindholm-Levy

    On 20 July and for five more days, I will be feeding watering, and scooping the litter box for a cat that likes only her owner. “Bitsy” is known to lash out, growl, and hiss. Nevertheless, some of us on the Bitsy committee do this in return for computer help. I wish I could send Bitsy’s owner photos like you are getting, but alas, it isn’t safe to get that close.
    Also…I am trying to re-learn enough French to get by on a trip to Nice and Marseille. coming up in a three weeks. I wish you were my teacher and coach!!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m glad you said me and not Catorze; I’m not sure his French is the kind to be learned/repeated! 🤣🤣🤣 I wish I could be your teacher too. 🇫🇷

      Bitsy sounds terrifying. How old is she? I guess we are very lucky that people actually want to look after Catorze!

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      1. larrypam avatar
        larrypam

        Bitsy is about 10 years old. She was a sort of rescue from a family by my friend, Teresa. Bitsy’s back-story is unknown. Her saving grace is that she’s a cute black and white. Teresa is a saint (ha, ha) for taking her in and learning to live with her peacefully. Those of us who feed and water Bitsy while Teresa is away always wear closed-toes shoes and trousers. We go in, do our jobs, and leave, which is kind of sad, but Bitsy is not the cat you can play with or pet.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          She goes for people’s TOES? 🙀 It sounds as if she’s an ex-feral who’s never really fully de-feralled.

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          1. larrypam avatar
            larrypam

            That’s what we think, too. A lot of the time when Teresa is away, Bitsy spends her time under the bed covers, which is good for us feeders. In our retirement community we have a lovely British Blue, Stella; a brown tabby, Emma; a black and white, Bea; and some others I haven’t taken care of. Stella is gorgeous, Emma lives for attention, Bea has been taught to retrieve treats from an empty toilet paper roll. Loius could learn this!

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  4. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Oh bless you, just remember when you’ve been home for a while you’ll be wishing yourself back to where you are now, so look for the best of what is around you now, if you try and pin it down to one beautiful thing I’m sure you’ll suddenly be overwhelmed by all the beauty around you! Just sit back and breathe it all in because it won’t be long before you’re back and overwhelmed by Louis doing something! Enjoy the peace while you have it xxx

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh yes, this time next week I’ll be scraping the remains of some headless rodent off the floor! 🤢

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  5. Mme Chapeau avatar
    Mme Chapeau

    Have you already tried to write about Cat Daddy? Couldn’t he play a temporary Louis’s substitute?
    [ Don’t worry, I’m pulling your leg because everyone knows Louis is irreplaceable 😺 ]

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m not sure the world is quite ready to hear about Cat Daddy! The limited serving that I give is already enough! 🤣🤣🤣

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  6. Mme Chapeau avatar
    Mme Chapeau

    As far as I know, I utterly agree with you, but please, don’t tell it to him
    The poor man could get depressed.
    😉

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    1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

      I feel your writer’s block!! Have you tried Chat GPT. I am really curious what it would spit back out if you feed it a description of the sun king.

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        I haven’t! My students use it (although they all lie and say they don’t) and it spits back things that sound impressive initially but, when you pick them apart, you discover that it’s all utter dross. Just like Le Roi, Chat GPT seems to be all foam and no beer. 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        THIS IS HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will have to use some or all of this in future Le Blog posts – crediting you, of course. I don’t suppose writers’ block affects you, since you live with LOADS of furry psychopaths?

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        1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

          Well, technically, my furry overlords write their own posts. Human Daddy and I work as paparazzi to supply the blog with photos. Not to complain, but our remuneration is pretty much nonexistent.

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      2. Sally Goodman avatar
        Sally Goodman

        OMG, that’s BRILLIANT and hilarious!!!!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    They do worm their way into our hearts, don’t they?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      They do! Little sods.

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  8. petfaq avatar

    This is really inspiring! I love how Huxley’s cat, Limbo, is part of the story. It’s amazing that you find such interesting connections between two stories that you read. I’m sure Louis Catorze is a great creative inspiration. Thank you for sharing!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you. Catorze is the devil himself, but I guess that’s what makes him interesting! 😈

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  9. Doug Thomas avatar

    I took care of “Mr. Boots” once, when I was a kid, when my neighbors went on a week-long vacation. Mr. Boots, a glorious ginger kitty with – tuh duh! – white “boots”, was very upset his family left him and I was caring for him. He’d eat his food, then promptly vomit it up. That was my first experience with cats, but that wasn’t sufficient to make me ban them from my future as a blog writer! They have been my joy and inspiration, now, for 14 years.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh dear. Did you manage to get him to keep any food down?

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      1. Doug Thomas avatar

        It’s been decades ago since Mr. Boots went to Kitty Heaven. I was a single-digit age at the time and now am 75. I don’t recall him holding anything down but do remember worrying his people would come home to a dead cat. He didn’t die, which makes me think he must have survived on water and fat reserves in his body till his family returned. He was a beautiful cat.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          It’s such a responsibility looking after someone else’s pet. I once had to take my brother-in-law’s 7kg cat to the vet, and I was terrified about how on earth I would get him into his carrier. It wasn’t much fun … but I’d still choose that over taking Catorze!

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  10. catreign avatar

    Wow, what a great post and a beautiful picture! I couldn’t agree more that Louis Catorze is the best cat name ever! I’m so glad you found inspiration in this remote location and that you got to bring a handful of books on holiday. It’s so fascinating how life imitates art in a way. Thank you for sharing this post and your thoughts!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you! He is a great cat, mainly because of the entertainment he provides!

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