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  • Donald Trump would be so proud of Oscar the dog: not only has he built a wall, but he has managed to get the humans to pay for it. Except that it’s actually a 5ft fence, not a wall. And its purpose is mainly to keep the Sun King out of sight from Oscar, because…

  • On this historic day, Louis Catorze is thinking of his American subjects. (Don’t ask me how but, yes, it is possible to be a U.S. citizen and also the subject of a French feline king.) However, having studied the credentials of the two presidential candidates, he cannot help but find them lacking in certain areas,…