I’m a little late to this particular party as I’ve only just found this out, but it’s too good not to post. Just when we thought cats were the biggest sods on the planet, a dog makes us question ourselves by invading the pitch during a League Two football match in Mexico and stealing the ball. STEALING THE BALL.

(Click on the link above and SCROLL DOWN for the video. Don’t click on the first video you see as it’s some weird thing that you have to pay for.)

Louis Catorze is vert de jalousie for not thinking of this himself.

Cue a hilarious, comedic chase around the pitch accompanied by the Benny Hill theme music* (well, ok, there wasn’t really any music; I just played the song to myself in my head because it seemed appropriate to do so). Alebrijes Oaxaca, the home team and whose name actually refers to animal spirit guides, were in no huge rush to retrieve the ball; they were 4-0 up at the time and were happy to have the minutes run down without having to make any effort to waste time.

*Younger followers: ask your grandparents. Non-Brits: ask your British friends of a certain age.

The dog, Max, has since become the club’s mascot (despite the cheeky sod actually having a home) and has even been seen in training. The following photos are from the club’s official Instagram page:

Excellent possession.
With his new teammates.
No fouling on the pitch, please.

As for Dorados, the visiting team, if they weren’t cat people before, they probably are now. And I know a cat who would be the perfect mascot. Global fame, causing absolute chaos and being chased around by lots of men? Merci, s’il vous plaît, to all of the above.

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16 responses to “El alebrije”

  1. Bipolar's gf avatar

    I was walking through my local park with the d.o.g. off her lead and this kid was putting out mini cones to practice dribbling the ball around. I’m sure you can figure out the rest. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh good grief, nooooo!

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Gotta love spontaneous critters!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      And what a hilarious critter he was!

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Thank you for that story.
    Even if I’m not sure Louis would be strong enough to run off with the ball, he’d make a great mascot, wouldn’t he?
    As to the Benny Hill theme music, we know it, although we aren’t Brits.
    Last century, Benny Hill was famous in our country too.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my goodness, really? I thought he was only known in the UK!

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  4. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Oh, he’s got some great paw work going on. A most fitting mascot! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I knew Cosmo would approve!

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  5. Belle avatar
    Belle

    Goooool! 😂 The look on the refs’ face. If Catorze is vert now, just wait until le learns that in 2019, a random black (ahem!) cat ran onto the field during a football game and SCORED A TOUCHDOWN for the Dallas Cowboys He was dubbed Touchdown Cat 🐈‍⬛ CNN story titled: A black cat halted the Cowboys-Giants NFL game with a thrillingly furry touchdown (Also on youtube) Best moment of my fan life! LOL

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I just YouTubed “Touchdown Cat”!

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  6. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar

    Thanks ! I almost missed that.Louis-Catorze would make an awesome mascot-owner (I can’t picture him just being a mascot). Cats are common disrupters in baseball games apparently. I was looking for a specific incident, which I think was the cat at the Yankees stadium in August 2021, but found quite a few occurences. Therefore, I assume that cats are fans of baseball which surprises me somewhat. Then again, the rhythm of the game is sonewhat similar to a cat playing with a mouse. Slow, active, slow, slow, intense, slow… cats maybe relate to that.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      There was a spate of cats disrupting football games here, a few years ago. They were all quite large, meaty cats, too.

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    It would be much too hot for Louis in Mexico. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He loves the heat! He’s been known to head into a greenhouse during a heatwave!

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          I KNOW.

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