We have had something of a Clouseau-style whodunnit mystery to solve at Le Château: a trail of pale feathers leading from our garden and through the gap in the fence, then coming to an end in a massive pile of feathers in the middle of the Zone Libre.
Now, I know what you’re all thinking, but this is not Louis Catorze’s MO. The absence of a body meant that it was highly unlikely to have been him – although my sister did suggest, horrifyingly, that perhaps he had hidden it and was saving it to whip out at some inopportune moment later. (We have had cats in the past who were partial to the Big Reveal; I recall my sisters relaxing in the living room one day, when one of our childhood cats jumped behind the television and dramatically unveiled a spatchcocked crow, as if to say “Ta-dahhh!”)
After our grim discovery, Cat Daddy and I spent the rest of the evening opening cupboards and lifting things very cautiously indeed, just in case the remains of a bird came spilling out. Then Blue the Smoke Bengal’s mamma messaged us to say that she had found a half-eaten pigeon under her bed.
Merci à Dieu. Rather her than us. Clearly the pigeon had been caught on our property, hauled through the hole in the fence and killed/devoured in the Zone Libre, whilst our useless cat was doing … what exactly?
Cat Daddy was quite happy about this, because he hates the pigeons as much as he hates the squirrels. Since he and I had been feeding Blue the previous week whilst his mamma was away, Cat Daddy was convinced that the ridding of one of our most prolific garden pests was a thank-you to us, and he asked Blue’s mamma if he would maybe consider doing a couple of squirrels next. (Despite looking like a chubby teddy bear, Blue is a terrifyingly adept hunter. He is well ahead in the neighbourhood squirrel-killing contest with a total of two, versus Cocoa the babysit cat’s one and Catorze’s, erm, zero.)
So we can now start opening cupboards normally again, safe in the knowledge that the bird carcass is Blue’s mamma’s problem and not ours. That said, Cat Daddy is mildly embarrassed that Catorze had to get someone else in to do his job. Is he lazy and inefficient beyond belief … or just being a typical member of the aristocracy and delegating the hard work to his subordinates?
RHIP – rank hath its privileges, and we’d better not forget it.
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Indeed. Why tire oneself out hunting when one has peasants to do it?
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We are just impressed that whatever cat was involved was able to pluck off the feathers first. That’ll be a problem if he ever catches a bird with pinfeathers.
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It was quite impressive! Chapeau to Blue the Smoke Bengal!
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Well, Louis doesn’t feel like taking part in such silly contests, which utterly sonds normal for a king.
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Yes, I think you’re right. Maybe he sees it all as beneath him. 🤣🤣🤣
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Living on the 12th floor has its advantages 😉 As mmechapeau said, Sa Maj has probably asked “le petit personnel” to do the job for him, and it’s perfectly normal 😀
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I don’t know whether to be shocked or ashamed. 🤣🤣🤣
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The Big Reveal 🤣🤣 The crow🤣🤣 As for the pigeon, poor Mama Blue.What a shock. Is Blue in the habit of “gifting” his kills? (Inside the house?)
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Oh yes, very much so! His mamma has has to clear away unimaginable things.
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One day, one of our previous cats brought an enormous rat into the house. Although the rat was dead, I screamed when seeing its carcass. Needless to add that the cat was a black one.
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Of course it was. Shocked but not surprised. 🤣🤣🤣
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Wow. Two squirrels is impressive. No wonder he’s the royal hunter
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I know! They are not easy to catch!
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