I have unleashed the special party herbs and, although I was warned that the stuff sold with cat beds isn’t usually top-notch gear, Louis Catorze didn’t care.
The good news is that he now knows that his new bed exists.
The bad news is that he still hasn’t slept on it. In fact, he sees it very much as a place to get high, not to sleep. Right now he’s saucer-eyed and manic, and I don’t imagine either of us will be sleeping much tonight.
This is just the start of what happens when you give mood-enhancing drugs to a cat whose mood doesn’t need enhancing: