Deep down in sunny Brentford to the north of Kew
Not far from the M4 and the B452
There stands a fine Château made of brick and wood
Where lives a small black cat who’s up to no good
He always does the opposite of what we say
We tell him “No” but then he does it anyway
No, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
Louis, be good!
This kitty’s super-creepy; he’s got vampire teeth
The canines are much bigger than the ones beneath
He goes to other gardens and he raises hell
Annoying all the foxes and the squirrels as well
He is a total psycho and a massive pain
That’s why you’ll hear us yelling this again and again
No, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
No, Louis, no, no!
Louis, be good!
Cat Daddy tells him “Someday I will kick your arse
Unless you start behaving with a bit more class”
Yet many people visit him from miles around
They get here just by following the screaming sound
Maybe someday, instead of being a shite
He’ll say "I will be good tonight"
No, no!
No, Louis, no!
No, no, no, Louis, no!
No, no, no, Louis, no!
No, no, no, Louis, no, no!
Louis, be good!
Le Roi is my name, Mischief is my game Always up to no good Don’t behave as I should Hither and yon do I roam Till it’s time to come home Where with servants I dwell Whom I love to give hell For it’s my claim to fame! 😺 Joyeux Anniversaire, Chaton! (I hear 11 is the new 3)
Wow… you just got a great tribute, my furry friend! Wishing you all the best and a Happy Birthday, my sweet Louis C! Hope you’re having a wonderful day.
Jimi sends his regards!
Hahaha, did you sing it rather than read it? 🤣 Merci à vous deux for the good wishes. Sa Maj has been out partying all night and no doubt there will be more mischief when I get home! 😳
Oh. My. Word. I don’t know if you’re joking, but seeing as you’ve put it in writing I shall take it as legally binding. 🤣 Please tell me there will be an audio/video?
Oh very dear. But it sounds from your latest post that he has at least eaten something. Maybe, Brexit willing, you could try French cat food? I mean, I don’t know if it’s any different in real terms, but maybe just having a French name will help? (Or you could re-label his current food with a made-up French brand and see how easy it would be to trick him?)
Likewise! Cat food costing £125 per kg, designer marble bowls costing £350 … we say it like it’s a joke but we still fear we might end up there in real life.
Aw, that’s very kind but to be honest not even we know that. 🤣🤣🤣 He changes his mind daily. Plus he hasn’t really been good and doesn’t deserve gifts. 😬
Happy Birthday Louis. Keep being you. 💖💝
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Merci! He will keep being him, although we are still trying to figure out what that means. 🤣
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Happy 11th Birthday to Louis Catorze!
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Merci! 🤣
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I can just hear Chuck Berry wailing this one out.
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Haha! I always sing it instead of reading it!
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Happy birthday, Louis. Have a great party.
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Merci! He’s been out all night so clearly the party has started!
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Le Roi is my name, Mischief is my game Always up to no good Don’t behave as I should Hither and yon do I roam Till it’s time to come home Where with servants I dwell Whom I love to give hell For it’s my claim to fame! 😺 Joyeux Anniversaire, Chaton! (I hear 11 is the new 3)
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Merci! I’m hoping for not TOO much mischief today … 😬
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Wow… you just got a great tribute, my furry friend! Wishing you all the best and a Happy Birthday, my sweet Louis C! Hope you’re having a wonderful day.
Jimi sends his regards!
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Hahaha, did you sing it rather than read it? 🤣 Merci à vous deux for the good wishes. Sa Maj has been out partying all night and no doubt there will be more mischief when I get home! 😳
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I’m singing it while I’m working on the piano part… 😉
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Oh. My. Word. I don’t know if you’re joking, but seeing as you’ve put it in writing I shall take it as legally binding. 🤣 Please tell me there will be an audio/video?
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Hmmm… I’m afraid I’m keeping a low profile. I’m just the guy behind the cat… 🙂
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Awww. 😢
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Happy birthday, your majesty!
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Merci! He has started the day by, erm, not eating his pill. Not great. 😐
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Oh very dear. But it sounds from your latest post that he has at least eaten something. Maybe, Brexit willing, you could try French cat food? I mean, I don’t know if it’s any different in real terms, but maybe just having a French name will help? (Or you could re-label his current food with a made-up French brand and see how easy it would be to trick him?)
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I wish I’d thought of French cat food!
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As always with His Maj, I’m only half kidding xD
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Likewise! Cat food costing £125 per kg, designer marble bowls costing £350 … we say it like it’s a joke but we still fear we might end up there in real life.
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I hope not for your sakes! 😬 (And also for the caretakers of every cat out there to whom you may be giving ideas… 🤔)
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I think it’s Sa Maj giving the cats ideas, i.e. telepathically telling them to demand expensive food.
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Happy Birthday Louis!
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Merci! He’s been out all night and is ready to continue the party all day! 🤣🤣🤣
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We would have liked to have bought him a gift, but other his *particular tastes* didn’t know where to start… 🐈⬛
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Aw, that’s very kind but to be honest not even we know that. 🤣🤣🤣 He changes his mind daily. Plus he hasn’t really been good and doesn’t deserve gifts. 😬
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*due to his… 😉
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Happy birthday, Louis! Nice poem!
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Merci! I can’t believe he’s 11. He neither looks nor acts his age.
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Have a very happy Purrsday Louis, aka Le Roi !
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Merci! I’m sure he will have an absolute ball!
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We absolutely adore Louis Catorze, wishing you a very happy 11th Birthday xxx love Luna, Marble, Wiggy, Wookie, Diddy, Yo-Yo, Max and Dippy 🙂
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Merci! He’s having a wonderful day so far! 😊
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I love your poem, Louis Catorze is a very lucky cat 🙂 Now Miss Penny is mad because I never wrote her a poem! Happy Birthday Majesty 🙂
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Merci! Haha, it’s a bit of a cheat because I had some help from Chuck Berry! 🤣
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Happy Purrthday Louis ! That is quite a wonderful song !
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Merci! Hahaha, not my own work, obviously! 🤣
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Joyeux anniversaire! Not to scare your Humans BUT…
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Merci! Little sod spent much of the day out gallivanting and partaking in Boys’ Club.
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Belated Happy Purrday to my favourite Not My Cat xxxxxx
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Merci! Think yourself lucky that he’s Not Your Cat! 😬
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Lol Happy birthday to le roi! 🙂
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Merci! He had the best day ever! 🌞 👑
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