Louis Catorze’s El Día de los Muertos cold-weather igloo comes out in autumn and remains in place until May. The little sod is always delighted and refuses to be removed from it during daylight hours. However, in late January, he suddenly stopped sleeping in it.
At first we didn’t think much of it but then we felt bad that we hadn’t checked for something nasty in the igloo (massive pile of puke, dead rat, mummified human body part plundered from some ancient burial ground, that kind of thing).
I peered into the igloo upon returning home after a walk to discover … a huge clump of cat hair. Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: Catorze’s OWN DISGUSTO-FUR has repulsed him enough to propel him out of his favourite place and send him searching for alternative sleeping spots.
Anyway, the igloo has been cleaned, la personne royale has been brushed and normal service has resumed. As you were.
jesuisleroisoleil 
He sure is fussy!
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He’s a complete weirdo.
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Not a hairball just – his fur > Maybe he thought it was some sort of demon-spawn ?
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Not a hairball. Just his fur. 🤣🤣🤣
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That was a nasty surprise. Almost as bad as the dead cockroach left in my shoe yesterday.
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Eurgh! Which of your gang would have done that?
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Probably Floki.
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He was probably wondering why his cleaning staff had been so slow. 🐸
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That sounds about right! 🤣
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Hmmm… Cousin Darth Vader is rather protective of his shed fur. He looks aggrieved when I change the sheets and Cat forbid I ever reach for a lint roller.
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Does he mind being brushed?
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No, but he always tries to eat his brushed off fur. He wants to keep his glorious, glossy coat furs in him, if not on him.
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Haha, remind me of when Catorze came trotting in with his first kill … which actually turned out to be a lump of fur that I’d pulled off his brush and tossed outside!
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I’m certain he considers it absolutely scandalous that his staff should expect his royal personnage to slumber in soiled quarters, Madame! It matters not who did the soiling…🙀 Consider yourselves fortunate that you have not received notice of removal of your services to Sa Maj; after all, it is certain that any of his faithful followers would be honored to pick up the mantle of Royal Offensive Matter Remover. 😼
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He can’t fire us. Who the heck else would accept this job? 🤣🤣🤣
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Catorze my furiend,
It appears that your staff is comprised of slackers. So sorry for the poor service!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
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🤣🤣🤣
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