It’s Valentine’s Day, and many of us will have received gifts in honour of this auspicious Hallmark day. My gift, however, is delayed.
Here is a picture of it:
Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: here at Le Château, seeing a live rodent isn’t just seeing a live rodent. It’s Louis Catorze’s equivalent of those despatch confirmation emails, saying, “Your parcel is on its way.”
Responses to the photo of my impending delivery have been as follows:
Oscar the dog’s mamma: “A baby rat, I reckon. I think it’s rather cute. But I still wouldn’t want it in my house.”
Cat Daddy: “A RAT. Where the hell is HE when we need him?”
My mum: “They say that, in London, you’re never more than 3 feet away from a rat. You’d better keep your door shut when you go outside, even if it’s just for a few minutes.”
Super. Merci.
It’s not a question of WHETHER Louis Catorze will catch it – because we know that he will – but WHEN. And, unfortunately, there will be no way of tracking this package, and I guess I can forget about choosing a one-hour delivery slot. Knowing Catorze, Le Rat will be dropped onto my pillow in the dead of night, still squealing, with one or more limbs/organs hidden elsewhere in Le Château for me to find later.
Joyeuse Saint Valentin à tous!
Let’s hope Le Roi limits his ambitions to a single red rat, rather than a bouquet! 🐀
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A single red rat! 🤢 Oh my! That has given me mental images that don’t bear thinking about!
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All our boys here are saying “rats!” because they did not get such a nice Valantine’s Day gift.
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Trust me, boys, an extra helping of dinner is just as nice a gift! 🍽
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Let’s hope that Catorze won’t figure out that very soon rats can be delivered via Amazon drone.
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I think he thinks he IS the drone. He’s so gossamer-light that he could easily take off in a strong wind, even with his mouth stuffed full of rat.
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Un rat! Quelle joie! No rats venture into our chateau. Dommage! We have to order Human Mommy senseless bibelots on Amazon. Ronronnements, Quicksilver et al
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